Rick Sanchez isn't doing much to help reverse his reputation for being, well, "special." Case in point: this video that Sanchez just uploaded to Twitter, featuring his glee over a car chase, perplexed feelings about a dishonest minister, and more!

We thought it was bad when we learned that cell phones will work in the subway, but now another of our commuting nightmares has been realized. There are currently functioning televisions on the subway. Great, one more thing to ignore.

Last night Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson, aka the Modern Family Dream Team, stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to regale us with stories of their whirlwind lives since winning this past years Emmy. Hilarity ensued.

The talent show's hostess, Ryan Seacrest, has confirmed on Twitter what was long rumored: The two new AI judges will be Steven Tyler of Aerosmith and Jennifer Lopez, of the block. Clearly the producers did not listen to us.

Something very sad happened on last night's DWTS—David Hasselhoff was eliminated from the competition during the show's first week! We suppose it makes sense, as the vote is up to American voters—not German Hoff fanatics. Farewell video inside!

Delaware's anti-onanist Republican Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell went on Fox News' Hannity last night to face a grilling of softball questions. Among other things, she explained her teenage days as an evil witch. It's what teens did in the '80s!

Daily Profile: Julianne Moore

Mitch Hurwitz places his faith in FOX again with the Will Arnett/Keri Russell vehicle Running Wilde. Arrested Development (even with critical and cult celebration) lasted 3 seasons, Sit Down, Shut Up less than one. Is the third time the charm?

Hey, remember the lip-dub, that Internet meme that nobody really remembers anymore? Well, the cast of The Office remembers! And they've decided to bring it back in a big way, with a lip-dub to open their seventh season. Watch inside.

In a story on the rise of for-profit private schools in NYC, the NYT highlights a demographic trend that could spell disaster: in Manhattan, there are more rich kids than private school slots. What will the rich kids do?

Calling it "The Night of The Drunk Moms," Tina Fey talked about the Emmy after-parties she attended alongside Amy Poehler and Jon Hamm. Said Tina, "Word of advice? Don't try to keep up with Don Draper." Don't worry, we won't!

[Obviously this picture of Spencer and Heidi Pratt is staged and we really shouldn't indulge them, but oh well. Appropriately, it's from Splash]

Washington's top suck-up access journalist, Bob Woodward, is releasing his first book about the Obama presidency, Obama's Wars, next week. What terrible Beltway gossip will it contain? For starters: Watch out when David Petraeus starts drinking wine, yowza!

While Britney, Lindsay, and Paris are currently experiencing plenty of drama in their lives, Access Hollywood decided to remember the "good times" when the three of them would simply go out and get drunk together.

Last night, Snooki graced the Late Show with her guidette presence for an enlightening interview with David Letterman. The highlight of said interview, however, came at the end—when Snooki taught a reluctant Letterman to fist pump. Video inside.

After a year of being a critical darling and fan favorite, there was plenty of hype for the second season of Glee. Finally, the premiere episode arrives and it met with a resounding, "Eh."

It's Always Sunny's Sweet Dee stopped by Lopez Tonight. Kaitlin Olson sounds like Dee: drinking beer to breastfeed and heckling a Phillies hater. The best part is Olson whispering "don't do this," when Lopez parades her post-baby body.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television-past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Do you know "a Female Journalist who stands out from the crowd and not in a good way!" Meaning she's unattractive? Why not ambush her with a visit from What Not to Wear? She'll love you for it! Details below.

Carl Paladino, the perverted old rage-clown who's also "New York's Republican gubernatorial nominee," is rapidly catching up on opponent Andrew "Dandy" Cuomo. A new poll today shows Paladino within six percentage points, 43-49. Everyone get on the Carl Train, now.