Congress has approved a stopgap spending bill, so the government can maintain operations until after midterms.

During a photoshoot with noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker Matthew Rolston—who, you know, is actually noted—everyone came out looking gorgeous. But only one girl could come out "on top" and I'll give you one guess who that was.

Austin Purifoy, the 19-year-old who mistakenly pooped in a Civic he thought was his girlfriend's, is joining the Army. But we will remember him fondly, for his immortal words upon being discovered by the car's real owner in the backseat:

Last week, we met the uninteresting Bloom couple: two former spies who retired to marry and have a normal life. This week we learned they're not even good spies.

Anderson Cooper is in talks to host a syndicated daytime talk show targeted for Fall 2011. He would still host AC360 on CNN. They should call it Coop Dog. Or maybe Stone Coop. Or Coop Deck. Or: Coop Beverly Hills.

The second season of Tosh.0 closed with a reflection of redemptions, naming of the season's MVP, and showing of the perfect web video. Most interestingly, we got a preview of Tosh's potential Web Redemptions for season three.

North Korea and South Korea are currently meeting for military talks about the countries' sea border.

Carl Paladino, the loony Republican candidate for Governor of New York, had to be separated from Post reporter Fred Dicker after the two got into a physical altercation. Want to see two middle-aged men get up in each other's business?

There has been a lot of smack-talk about the lack of physical affection between Cam and Mitchell during Modern Family's first season. But tonight's episode addressed the controversy and put an end to it by finally sealing the deal.

Did 18-year-old Tyler Clementi—whose roommate live-streamed video of him "making out with a dude"—reach out for help before killing himself? A thread on a gay community message board apparently tells the story in Clementi's own words.

When Late Night airs later on this evening, Justin Timberlake, Jimmy Fallon, and The Roots will perform a pretty fantastic medley of famous rappers. Catch the song (which features impersonations from Snoop Dogg to Eminem) early behind the cut!

Today, while speaking to some students in Arlington, VA, President Obama mentioned the devolving nature of American political discourse—spurred by cable news hosts—and then gave a shout-out to Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity." How cute! Video inside.

When Late Night airs later on this evening, Justin Timberlake, Jimmy Fallon, and The Roots will perform a pretty fantastic medley of famous rappers. Catch the song (which features impersonations from Snoop Dogg to Eminem) early behind the cut!

The FBI videotaped themselves blowing up a Nissan Pathfinder in order to demonstrate how big the explosion would have been if attempted terrorist Faisal Shahzad's Times Square car bomb had actually worked. So, how big? Pretty big!

If you watch The O'Reilly Factor often (hah), you may have seen Tonya Reiman, O'Reilly's go-to "body language expert." Tonight, she analyzed President Obama's body language following the tough question he received from Velma Hart. Um... it was effing ridiculous.

Pakistani comedian Kumail Nanjiani shares his quintessential NY moment of first riding the Coney Island Cyclone and feels that it's not all that it's cracked up to be. In fact it's "the most terrifying experience of his life."

If the Association for the Betterment of Sex were real, it would have been sued into oblivion long ago. I'm not particularly litigious, but after reading the organization's Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk, I'd get in on the class action.

A 29-year-old in Teeside, England downed a pint glass full of vodka while drinking with friends. Shortly thereafter, he was found not breathing in a pool of his own blood and later died.

Television, despite the recently deceased Lone Star is really good right now. Yet, some of the over-arching themes on them are kind of disturbing.

[A model turns herself into a cyclops while getting ready for the Anne Valerie Hash show during Paris Fashion Week today. Is there ever a time when there is not a fashion week happening? Image via AP]