You guys caught Osama Bin Laden's new anti-global warming tape, right? But before we think Bin Laden has transformed completely into the Islamist Al Gore, consider the news that OBL is suspected of planning commando-style attacks on American targets.

Stephen J. Cannell, creator and producer of The A-Team, The Rockford Files, 21 Jump Street, Wiseguy and The Greatest American Hero, died yesterday from complications due to melanoma. His legacy will live on in syndication and DVD. He was 69.

TONIGHT: A pretty packed Friday! We've got the series premieres of Fish Hooks, Outlaw, and Blue Bloods, the season premieres of Smallville, Supernatural, CSI: New York, and Medium, a new episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, and much more!

Oprah Winfrey's final season started with a screaming women-filled bang (here), and the surprises keep coming: on today's show, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed that she may not be done with the series. Fanboys and fangirls, rejoice! Video inside.

Conde Nast's launching paid video-on-demand from Golf Digest and the New Yorker. Funner than reading!

Technical difficulties aside, it was fun to hear Jimmy Fallon talk about how his "History of Rap" performance with Justin Timberlake and The Roots came to be. This is worth watching for his soulja boy "Superman" dance skills alone!

On Tuesday, Rep. Ted Poe (R-TX) gave a speech about domestic violence on the floor of the US House of Representatives. Behind Poe sat his grandson, who repeatedly dozed off—even after being slapped by an aide! Watch inside.

Congratulations to bf47 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Steve Wozniak appears on The Big Bang Theory, every 30 Rock flashback into young Liz Lemon's life, Between Two Ferns mashed up with The Social Network, and Community pops and locks its way into our hearts.

The Way We Live Now: looking back with regret, and forward with dread. It's hard to know where to look, honestly. Yes, we've made mistakes. But must you all assume the consequences are over? Psht. Eh...just let it ride.

Congressman Ted Poe took his grandson to the House floor earlier this week, to show the youngster American democracy in action! The grandson clearly wasn't impressed, however, and comically struggled to stay awake while grandpa shared terrifying domestic violence tales.

Doesn't it suck when a reality show makes you cry? Project Runway is supposed to be about sewing and drama, but instead we got a number of heartwarming moments. Can we get a refund?

Our favorite Jack-O-Lantern Michaele Salahi lost another invite. Worry not, darlings! Her perma-DC-smile will get her into the White House dinner without one! Right?! Watch her spill the beans...and fail miserably when the time comes to pick them up.

CBS Early Show reporter Dave Price had the audacity to travel into America's heartland to attend the American Royal Barbeque Contest. He brought a kosher brisket and quickly found out what a local man thought of it. And him.

[Rihanna braves the rain in London. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

A terrifying cabal of elites is meeting this week in D.C. for the "Washington Ideas Festival," to discuss only the most important Ideas. So why was Ahmed Chalabi, the Iraqi liar who supplied false intelligence to the Bush administration, invited?

If you watch 30 Rock, you know that there are often flashback scenes which depict certain times in the life of Liz Lemon, from childhood and beyond. Here's is a video montage of every single one of those flashbacks scenes.

How can you tell that a new show has finally hit its stride? When Community brings the hysterical Rob Corddry and newly-thinner Drew Carey on for an episode and they're not even the funniest part of the show. Highlights inside!

Last night's episode of The League started by showing us Kevin's "own personal research library", which consists of numerous books from the "For Dummies" series. Watch as his buddies rip on him for owning these useless tomes of idiocy.

In your underwater Friday media column: soljournalists love porn, Tina Brown rumor watch, MTV's programming head departs, Connie Schultz salutes Connie Schultz, and Bill Keller hates the Twitter.