AT&T is taking some of the money from your iPhone bill and using it to intercept your complaints to the federal government. How? By become the biggest advertiser on Google, that's how.

Weird ol' Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle raised $14 million last quarter — far, far more than any other candidate.

Allison Williams (daughter of Brian Williams) stars in this stunning music video, singing a mix of the Mad Men theme song and "Nature Boy." Impressively, the video is all one long shot that will leave you begging for more.

As has been speculated—but almost never documented—Kim Jong-Il is balding, his iconic pompadour but an elaborate combover. An Iranian photographer somehow slipped behind the Dear Leader during the weekend's anniversary hoopla and photographed it.

In a Manchester United v Manchester City match, City's goalkeeper Joe Hart was across the field when the ball was taken by United. Watch Hart superspeed across the entire field, somehow managing to save the goal at the last second.

"Hard core hip hop" band "Imperial Stars" today struck upon the best guerrilla promotion ever when they blocked the jam-packed 101 Freeway in Hollywood in order to perform their hit song Traffic Jam 101 atop their logo-emblazoned panel truck.

On The Wendy Williams Show, Wendy and NYC-based chef Christopher Sell deep fry one of Wendy's wigs. The result is an amorphous brown blob. Hopefully after the show a production assistant will be forced to eat it.

In the 1950's, when the US government was experimenting with psychotomimetic drugs, an artist was given a dose of LSD 25 and drawing materials. His drawings—and journey—inside.

In your paltry Tuesday media column: Fox News wants the Latino eyeball, the Brits unite against Rupert Murdoch, Hoda Kotb has a book, the NYT Magazine steals from Oprah, and how to find HuffPo, on the internet.

From her outrageous statements—like the fact that she thinks homosexuality is a mental illness—to her surprise victory in the Delaware Senate primary, to her recent foot-in-mouth scandals, and more, here's NMA's animated reenactment of the Christine O'Donnell saga.

Christine O'Donnell, Delaware's constantly masturbating hobbit-witch and Senate candidate, has an attack ad out! It calls her opponent "The Taxman," zing. It also channels one of this summer's top viral videos, the "Bed Intruder Song." What the hell?

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno was an overload of machismo last night with guests Jay Mohr and DJ Pauly D. The Jersey Shore star was surprisingly amused and lucid in explaining "guido" jargon. Watch the clip after the jump.

"No, they're not airbrushed," began Bret Michaels when he was asked about his recent nude Billboard cover, "I'm like The Situation's older older brother." Why won't he admit that he's been even a little brushed up for a magazine cover?

BAWWWWW! Here's your Tuesday edition of "Cute Kids Being Cute," starring the ukulele-playing Lance. But wait! Not only does Lance know how to play "What a Wonderful World" on his instrument—he also sings along while he strums away.

[Miley Cyrus, mother Tish, and little sister Noah—the ten-year-old with the visible bra—resemble another Hollywood family consisting of a starlet, a cool mom, and a chronically overshadowed little sister. Image via INF, click to enlarge.]

Trent Reznor really can't stand social networking. A year and a half after fleeing the angry trolls on Twitter, the Nine Inch Nails founder explains that he thinks "Facebook sucks" because it's a breeding ground for poseurs.

When a friend downtown texts with a Woody Allen sighting, the gang decides that a "true New Yorker" wouldn't care. This spawns a discussion about which public transportation system is fastest and inspires an episode-long race through Manhattan.

America's quintessential hot bachelor ditches the glamorous life for humanitarian work in Sudan. On the Today Show, George Clooney debriefs us on his experience with the Sudanese people and customs, including an interesting saliva-filled blessing.

Bravo announced a new slate of reality shows today, and they all sound... Just like everything else on the network. Which isn't a bad thing! Not necessarily. For example, Project Runway's Chris March is getting his own show!

While Christine O'Donnell continues to reassure us that she's not a witch, her friends are creating new campaign ads for her—like this one, a faux movie trailer vilifying her opponent as the "Tax Man," and referencing Antoine Dodson.