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Florida's attorney general says he will not appeal a court decision striking down the state's gay adoption ban. It's gone for good!

It started this summer, a wave of demented campaign ads that fell into the laps of lazy political bloggers like manna from heaven. Many went viral. But now the genre is killing itself by trying way too hard.

The tax-dodging plutocrats at Google, anticipating a change of power, donated more to Republicans than Democrats last quarter.

Today Wendy Williams threw a children's Halloween costume fashion show that will make you ovulate. At the end of the fashion show a mysterious Lady Gaga character came on stage—and it turned out to be Wendy's Mom!

A police officer ticketed an illegally parked car and peeked inside. There sat a mummified female human. Apparently the owner's friend died while sitting there and the owner "continued to dress the body and drive around with it."

Bones gets a spinoff, Lost's Jeremy Davies gets Justified, Kristin Davis heads to NBC, and CBS orders full seasons of all its fall pilots (yes, including the oh-so-shitty $#*! My Dad Says.)

As expected, horny Tribune Co. CEO Randy Michaels is gone. The following memo just went out to employees:

Meteorologists at San Angelo, Texas' KLST station recently discovered a massive penis of thunderstorms preparing to barrel through west Texas and penetrate its tip into Mexico. Video of this red-hot Weather Penis forecast, below.

Finally, it seems that The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is in on the joke that is... Kim Zolciak. Watch this new promo video for "Now That Sort Of Sounds Like Music," containing all two of Zolciak's hits!

Jawan Harris' new video for "Another Planet" (Ft. Chris Brown) is 100% lightpainted. Each word's crafted by MRI Lightpainting, a Brooklyn duo who lit up the streets for 4+ hours every night for a week to get this done. Enjoy.

On August 2nd, 2010, College Humor posted an original video: a parody of Inception written by Dan Gurewitch and David Young. Two days ago, South Park aired a new episode: a parody of Inception that seemed strangely familiar.

TONIGHT: We've got new episodes of School Pride, Blue Bloods, Smallville, Supernatural, CSI: New York, Medium, Real Time with Bill Maher, Suite Life on Deck, WWE Smackdown, and much more. Happy weekend!

We've heard about the troubling behavior of Meg Whitman's eldest son, Griffith Harsh, who has been arrested twice and accused of rape. Let's check in on younger brother William. He appeared in court on Tuesday on a careless driving charge.

There was plenty of drama in the first half of Project Runway's "two-part finale," but it was more to do with the designers behind the scenes than the actual clothes. We also saw the cryingingest elimination of all time.

The Hawaiian island of Kauai has canceled Friday night high school football games this season, because migrating seabirds mistake the stadium lights for the "moon and stars," then "fall from the sky and [get] eaten by cats." Stupid cats. [AP]

Todd shows his employees at Mid America Novelties a sexual harassment video, but (surprise: cultural discrepancy!) in India, even kissing in public is taboo. Awkward for a place that sells toy penis guns. Watch the faux-80's style video here.

Wikileaks says it is holding a press conference tomorrow morning in "Europe." Could this be its big Iraq leak?

Your mom is lying on the living floor right now, overcome by some amazing lady news. Also today: We have our Bilbo Baggins! Steven Spielberg is directing a new movie about robots. Plus some more bad Mel Gibson news.

Congratulations to intrepid spaniel Stigg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.