The most popular name for newborn boys in England and Wales: "Mohammed." Heh.

So much for the war on Googler entitlement. Amid heated competition for engineers, Google is trying a remarkable new perk: free use of "runners" to clean apartments, take out trash, cook dinner, run errands—whatever is needed.

The famous prophetic cephalopod named Paul died on Monday, saddening the entire world. Last night, Jimmy Kimmel mocked Paul's death with this disrespectful—though admittedly hilarious—eulogy on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. Watch Kimmel's tribute to Pulpo Paul inside.

— A pick-up line The Situation supposedly used on Annabelle DeSisto, the young lady seen rejecting him and calling him an "old man" on the second season of "Jersey Shore." [Image via Getty]

Sterling's Gold, the fake memoir self-published by Roger Sterling about the most recent season of Mad Men, is now available for pre-order and will hit shelves November 16th. Between this and the Mad Men Barbie, our Christmas list is full!

Think Christine O'Donnell's Delaware Senate campaign is scared of the media amplifying her every word for delicious mockery? Because apparently her campaign manager threatened to "crush" a Delaware radio station in court if they, uh, posted an interview tape online.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert brags about his NYT crossword appearance, Seth Meyers talks topless models with David Letterman, Conan O'Brien will be himself for Halloween, Steven Slater fights with Matt Lauer on Today, and Marie Claire hates fat people!

We're sorry to say, it's happening. Cult leader, killer, all that. Also today: a movie studio is more powerful than a country, the new Batman movie is just recycling the old title, and Darren Aronofsky loves robots.

Check out this amazingly cute video of a kitten playing hide and seek inside a McDonald's bag. If Happy Meals came with kittens like these, we'd all be a whole lot fatter, wouldn't we?

Breast taxes! Cortisone effects! Toxic prisons! Glaxo whistleblowers! Manhattan noise! Personalized therapies! HuffPo quackery! And the Army vs. suicide! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—with pharmacologically-inspired positive mental attitude!

It's true that we'll never see actual video from inside the Plaza Hotel suite that Charlie Sheen trashed while on a cocaine and alcohol-fueled naked rampage, but this animated reenactment—from Taiwanese company NMA—is a great consolation. Watch inside.

Watch as new YouTube sensation Kendall ridiculously recounts his third grade class trip to the sharecropping farm. Is it racist to take a classroom of black children from Alabama cotton picking on a hot summer day? Yes. Yes it is.

This morning, the folks at the Early Show added more fuel the Time Traveling Cell-Phone User conspiracy fire when they too viewed the Zapruder style film (see our post here). The truth is out there... somewhere! Watch inside.

So, Lauren Conrad, in all her banal chicness, told sort of a funny story! She was, like, attacked by monkeys. And even though this is a clip from Lopez Tonight, it's worth watching—we, like, promise! Video inside.

Following in the footsteps of Carl Paladino's probably unhelpful stink-bomb mailer to his constituents, another campaign, that of California congressional candidate Van Tran, has sent out a stinky scratch-and-sniff mailer. And, when engaged, it smells like absolute shit.

All can be purchased with the $150 Macy's gift card you could win if you take this survey and email the last question to surveys@gawker.com. You are in the market for props for your Halloween recreation of the Rocky Horror Picture Show scene in which Meatloaf meets his unfortunate (fortunate?) end, right? [Rules]

Google is reportedly poised to buy a building covering an entire Manhattan block. The 2.9 million square foot Chelsea building, if fully occupied by Google, would grow the company's New York headquarters fivefold. Thank God for the intra-office razor scooters.

The FBI has arrested a Virginia man who was plotting to bomb multiple Washington, D.C.-area Metro stops.

In Georgia, a state wracked by drought and educational miseries, local newspapers are involved in a holy pursuit: arguing about hunting. Haw haw, can you believe that reporter next town over don't like hunting? Haw haw.