Google Is Now Providing Servants to Its Employees

Ryan Tate · 10/27/10 03:20PM

So much for the war on Googler entitlement. Amid heated competition for engineers, Google is trying a remarkable new perk: free use of "runners" to clean apartments, take out trash, cook dinner, run errands—whatever is needed.

Christine O'Donnell Campaign Threatens to Sue, 'Crush' Radio Station

Jim Newell · 10/27/10 03:01PM

Think Christine O'Donnell's Delaware Senate campaign is scared of the media amplifying her every word for delicious mockery? Because apparently her campaign manager threatened to "crush" a Delaware radio station in court if they, uh, posted an interview tape online.

Beloved True Blood Star Becoming a Mass Murderer

Richard Lawson · 10/27/10 02:53PM

We're sorry to say, it's happening. Cult leader, killer, all that. Also today: a movie studio is more powerful than a country, the new Batman movie is just recycling the old title, and Darren Aronofsky loves robots.

Big Macs and Little Kitties Will Make You Say "Aww"

nightintern · 10/27/10 02:50PM

Check out this amazingly cute video of a kitten playing hide and seek inside a McDonald's bag. If Happy Meals came with kittens like these, we'd all be a whole lot fatter, wouldn't we?

Your Problems Are All In Your Head (But Still Fatal)

Hamilton Nolan · 10/27/10 02:49PM

Breast taxes! Cortisone effects! Toxic prisons! Glaxo whistleblowers! Manhattan noise! Personalized therapies! HuffPo quackery! And the Army vs. suicide! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—with pharmacologically-inspired positive mental attitude!

Alabama Man's Hilariously Haunting Memories of a Racist Field Trip

nightintern · 10/27/10 02:35PM

Watch as new YouTube sensation Kendall ridiculously recounts his third grade class trip to the sharecropping farm. Is it racist to take a classroom of black children from Alabama cotton picking on a hot summer day? Yes. Yes it is.

Pearls, Large Cutlery, and Red Lipstick

gawkercreative · 10/27/10 01:59PM

All can be purchased with the $150 Macy's gift card you could win if you take this survey and email the last question to surveys@gawker.com. You are in the market for props for your Halloween recreation of the Rocky Horror Picture Show scene in which Meatloaf meets his unfortunate (fortunate?) end, right? [Rules]