Mark Zuckerberg comes in the night for your most precious digital secrets. So why not borrow from the Facebook CEO's creepy public image and turn Halloween into Night of the Privacy Snatchers? We've got just the costume for it.

While trying to explain why he hadn't visited the Late Show in years, Dana Carvey banged out impression after impression of famous late night hosts. From Johnny Carson to Merv Griffin, Gary Shandling to Jay Leno, he nailed 'em all.

On October 30th, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will host dueling rallies on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. to Restore Sanity and Keep Fear Alive in America. Gawker.TV will be there, and we're inviting you to join us.

Congratulations to Hey, Boo Boo for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert applauds the liberal head-stomper, Jon Hamm's first SNL promos, a rumor update on Olivia Munn, Modern Family's Halloween episode, and Jon Cryer thinks he portrayed Pretty in Pink's Ducky to be a heterosexual, street-smart kid.

A judge in Brazil has ruled that McDonald's must pay a man $17,500 because the man gained 65 pounds in a dozen years of employment at McDonald's. He felt "forced to sample the food each day," for quality. [AP]

On Late Night, Donnie Whalberg spoke of what it's like to film Blue Bloods alongside Tom Selleck on the streets of New York. Given the man's Boston upbringing, he sure can do a spot-on Brooklyn accent!

Indonesia's Istiqlal Mosque must not have a vaguely Muslim-looking headwear requirement, because Barack Obama will actually visit it during his upcoming Asia trip. Politico suggests that this "could stoke the heated confrontation over the Park51 Project," for some reason.

Back to the Future and its sequels have been quite the rage this week, certainly around these parts. But with the good must come the bad. While we love it, here is a collection of some of the film's mistakes.

According to the 'idiots' on Morning Joe, Charlie Sheen's new hooker porn star has an agent and four names. Only after dismissing this story as trash, Mika Brzezinski proceeds to throw a crumpled up NY Post at the camera.

In Part 3 of our analysis of Canadian Siren Justin Bieber's autobiography First Step 2 Forever, we take a look at his feelings on family. Family is very important to him, as the book's text and especially its photos suggest.

"Black Friday," the big shopping day after Thanksgiving, now begins in October. Capitalism is magic!

Microsoft and its CEO Steve Ballmer vehemently oppose a state income tax, earmarked for schools and health care, on the richest 1.2 percent. Which is odd because Microsoft's founder, worth three times as much as Ballmer, is a big fan.

MTV's Eastern bloc-themed reality show The Challenge: Cutthroat showcased a diabolical "gulag" involving lots of sinister stuff. It was like a Russian banya with fly-swatters (made by Under Armour?) instead of birch branches. Solzhenitsyn turned in his grave. Video inside.

Can't wait for the world premiere of The Walking Dead, AMC's flesh-crawling undead-fighting brand-new series? Well, launder the slanket, break out the popcorn, and lock down some viewing buddies because it's happening this Sunday night. Otherwise known as the scariest night of the year: Halloween.

America's foremost authority on juvenile titillation, Katy Perry, has a hot new music video for a song called "Firework." Can you guess what shoots out of her boobs this time?

In your ignominious Thursday media column: Conrad Black has big plans, new hires at Fast Company, Conde Nast's memo-writing abilities are woefully inadequate, and the wee New York Times Co. lives in a tiny dollhouse.

In the Thursday edition of, "Cute kids doing cute and/or funny things," we have this: watch as a kid mimics—with great veracity and accuracy—the actions of a guard outside of Stockholm's Royal Palace. All together, now—bawwwww! Video inside.

Last night on Cougar Town, the man better known as Scrubs' resident hard-ass Bob Kelso appeared as Courteney Cox's father. To the delight of Scrubs fans, he did a scene with Christa Miller (who played Jordan on the show.)

On last night's Report, Stephen Colbert took the opportunity to do what basically nobody else is doing: defend the Rand Paul supporter who stomped on a liberal activist's head. Colbert's defense was sarcastic, obviously, but damn if it wasn't funny.