This is all over the place. Man in a black jumpsuit, pumpkin for a head, Christmas hat, Jackson Browne cover song. The local news in Omaha must have had a ridiculous time not reporting the news that day.

[This leaf, found in Leipzig, is the creepiest leaf you will see this year. Have a happy Mischief Night! AP Photo by Sebastian Willnow.]

Tim Profitt, the supporter of Kentucky Republican Senate candidate Rand Paul who stepped on protester Lauren Valle's shoulder and head last week, has been charged with misdemeanor assault. Guess the apology he demanded from Valle won't be coming anytime soon.

Police have arrested a man in connection with the May beating that sent 65-year-old retired Jesuit priest Jerold Lindner to the hospital—and the suspect, it turns out, is an alleged victim of abuse at the hands of Lindner.

So a couple of German guys are speeding in a rental car while sightseeing across America. Then a highway cop pulls them over. He even removes the Oakley blades! "You know the speed limit here, Germany Boy?" It gets worse.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear wrapped up this afternoon with one of its only serious moments—Jon Stewart's 12-minute closing address—that was also its most important/poignant one. Video of Stewart's full speech, inside.

In all its bloody glory, this is a video that has super-cut all 49 death scenes from the Saw movies. Warning: very gory. But also very inventive; it must be a fun job thinking of ways to kill your characters.

Yemeni security officials have arrested a woman in connection with the cargo plane bomb plot.

Moments ago, President Obama's Connecticut rally was interrupted by activists looking for more global AIDS funding. Obama reacted by telling them that "the other side" doesn't fund them (not true) and suggested they interrupt Republican rallies (classy!). Watch inside.

Alexandria Mills, an 18-year-old from Kentucky, won the title of Miss World on Saturday in southern China and as her reward was allowed to consume the soul of second-place finisher Emma Wareus of Botswana. [Photo via AP.]

This has finally happened: Scientists have successfully grown a "miniature" human liver using stem cells. It's still in the early stages, but this is great news for drinkers of all ages. However, the ability to manufacture livers is years away.

A British woman named Shirley Wales gave birth to twins—one seemingly white, one seemingly black. Really, though, both are half-white and half-black. Which is a socially-constructed way of describing them anyway. Gee, race is complicated, isn't it?

Huffington Post founder Arianna Huffington provided free buses from New York to Washington, D.C. for Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity. Unfortunately, most of them showed up late. Not really a great way to restore sanity, in the end.

Southern California parents be warned! This Halloween there's an increased risk of finding pot-laced candy in your kids' trick-or-treat bags, according to the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department. The candy is produced in L.A. area "clandestine labs and residential kitchens." Yum!

Hello! We're in Washington D.C. at Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. There are nine billion people here! But you all have the best view, watching on your computers. Let's liveblog this thing.

The Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear" is under way! (We're live-blogging the whole thing here.) Check out some photos from the event below—and send in your own to tips@gawker.com.

Scarier than actual bears! Part of BBC Comedy series Misery Bear, "Dawn of the Ted" features a zombie infiltration of soft, cuddly teddy bears terrorizing our protagonist from the cemetery back to his home.

An extended gay joke was removed from trailers for Vince Vaughn's new comedy The Dilemma after public outcry. But it's going to stay in the movie. Why? Because, according to director Ron Howard, removing it would "endanger comedy."

We bet you had completely forgotten this gem of a Halloween special from the early 90s featuring a very-young Shirli Appleby, Jonathan Brandis, and everybody's favorite OCD-laden Double Dare host. You can thank us later — or not.

Watch Community's Danny Pudi in a hysterical (and ridiculous) homage to the commercials for tacky prom dress shops. Apparently, Jerry's "Oh No You Didn't" Ghetto Prom Emporium is your one stop shop for all your ghetto prom picture needs.