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Whitney Jefferson · 11/02/10 04:00PM

Beyoncé directed her own Thanksgiving special, Susan Boyle will get Glee for the holidays, Obama will go on Ryan Seacrest's show, a new Robin Sparkles video, Childrens Hospital goes live, and television's most depressed characters ever.

Your Tuesday Night Lineup

Matt Cherette · 11/02/10 03:30PM

TONIGHT: It's election night (and Gawker.TV's birthday party!), but there's still a lot of TV: we've got Kathy Griffin's new stand-up special, new episodes of DWTS, The Biggest Loser, Millionaire Matchmaker and more, plus live episodes of Stewart and Colbert!

Exclusive Offer For Savvy Americans Who Act Right Now!

Hamilton Nolan · 11/02/10 03:27PM

The Way We Live Now: making you an offer. A helluva offer! An offer that—we won't say you can't refuse it, but you'd certainly lose most of your social standing by doing so. Winners take offers! Offers like this!

Castle Meets Hans: The Sexiest Murder Suspect in NYC

Sarah Prial · 11/02/10 03:19PM

While investigating the murderer of a male stripper, Beckett and Castle interview Hans, the flaxen-haired beauty with a potentially German accent. His vanity and disdain for "artsy fartsy" acting are upsetting but it gets worse. He's from New Jersey.

Watch a Bunch of Bikers Dance to Justin Bieber

Matt Cherette · 11/02/10 03:05PM

The AMAs are coming up! How is ABC drumming up buzz? By releasing a two-minute video of several bikers arguing in front of a juke box over Katy Perry and Ke$ha before settling for/dancing to Justin Bieber, naturally. Watch inside.

Oh Christ: Cats Make You Healthy

Hamilton Nolan · 11/02/10 02:25PM

Dream diets! Asthma surgery! Concussion guidelines! Exercise colds! Depression reruns! Robot hands! Bluffer brains! And kitty kitty kitty cats cats cats! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while pandering to cute addicts!

Jersey Shore's Hypocritical "It Gets Better" PSA

Matt Toder · 11/02/10 02:20PM

Vinny from MTV's Jersey Shore has had with all the bullying and hate speech so he's teaming up with MTV and Facebook. Too bad his show completely exemplifies that behavior. How completely? See for yourself.

Suze Orman's "It Gets Better" Video: "Look at Me Now"

Matt Cherette · 11/02/10 01:56PM

"I am proud that I am a lesbian," says Suze Orman in this new video for the "It Gets Better" campaign. Orman's video is part personal story, part inspiration, and all sorts of fabulous. Bullies, you are denied! Watch inside.

Stephen Colbert Tries to Get a Hobby, Fails

Sarah Prial · 11/02/10 01:46PM

Last night, believing that fear is truly dead, Stephen Colbert welcomed viewers into his "Hobby Hovel" to build birdhouses. All was going swimmingly until he brought out the sparkles. After daintily tossing sparkles in his birdhouse, Colbert cracked.