Anthony Franzese is suing the landlords of his former East Village building for $21 million after an air-conditioner fell out of a sixth story window, bounced off an awning, and hit him in the head. It's a crazy story.

"Don't visit www.ComingNovember2010.com," said a billboard posted by a road in Smithfield, North Carolina. The message was signed, "Satan." Come to find out it's just a dumb church website. That Satan really isn't as bad as they say. [News-Observer]

This guy! The Jets' gregarious and extroverted head coach has a twin brother, for real. Rob Ryan is the Cleveland Browns' defensive coordinator, and they're playing each other this week. Rex decided to impersonate him at a press conference.

This is why some squirrels have wings.

George Lopez begins the segment by sanitizing Howie's chair and sealing it with the blue tape you'd find on a motel toilet seat. Howie Mandel and George rip on the Kardashians, germaphobia, and each others' personal lives. Hilarity ensues.

Philip Greaves gained instant notoriety on Wednesday when his book The Pedophile's Guide to Love & Pleasure became a sudden, bizarre bestseller. But The Pedophile's Guide isn't the only book Greaves has written.

Purists are complaining that the new trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage Of The Dawn Treader begins at the end instead of the beginning, perhaps because it's the most religious of the books. But all I see is Aslan.

Dog treatment! Nail chemicals! Tetris PTSD! Obesity bro advice! Birth control stroke! Exercise cancer! ADHD skyrockets! Protein benefits! Kids stress! Lady gout! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—traumatically!

And he's actually quite good!

Politico and NBC News will co-host the first 2012 Republican debate, at party overlord Ronald Reagan's presidential library.

[Emma Watson at the London premiere of "Harry Potter and the Slow Goodbye: Part 1." Photo via Getty]

Did you know two Real World contestants are married? To each other? Yup, Brad and Tori. Someone went after them and that was a mistake. Enjoy this week's freak out, brought to you by Camila.

Yesterday, we posted a video of an intensely horrible high school girls' hurdles race (here). It was an instant Internet sensation! Or something. Anyway, somebody took the video, slowed it down, and added the acoustic cover of Radiohead's "Creep."

Today's high school football blooper features a poor execution of the end-game strategy "running out the clock." The clock may be at zero, but the ball is still alive. A great idea dawns on a lucky Oviedo High School defender.

Remember Office Space, the stapler-centric disgruntled workers' cult favorite? Did you ever imagine the movie as a musical? Well, whether you did or didn't, here it is: a deliciously short—and sweet—Broadway-esque parody version of the film. Watch inside.

This morning, Access Hollywood Live invited Hillary Duff on to talk about her recent marriage to hockey player Mike Comrie. There's at least one interesting tale in here: on the day of her wedding, her tooth fell out.

Affluent young whites appropriate black music; elite media institution suddenly interested in said music. Film at 11.

Today, Fox & Friends had a very special guest — a famous Bald Eagle. It's name? Challenger. You can tell they thought a lot about this segment when Steve Doocy asks, "What is it saying with all the eagle talk?"

Today, Jessica Simpson debuted the first single from her upcoming Christmas album, called, "My Only Wish (For Christmas Is You)." One problem: it's a total rip off of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You." Listen inside.