Meet Geminoid-F, a lifelike robot "actress" currently appearing in a Tokyo production of the play Sayonara. Go ahead, make a Keanu Reeves joke! You won't be laughing when the robot murder army comes for your family. Which it will, eventually.
Things got ugly when a black mail carrier refused to take back a letter he'd delivered to a lady in Hingham, Mass. She went on a racist rant and slapped him. He secretly taped it all on his cell phone.
These days your fingers are likely walking on iPad touchscreens, not dead tree pages. After a decade of obsolescence, the local phone directory is finally getting the chop as states wise up to reality.
For every time I think that Dunder Mifflin might not be a bad place to work, there's another, like this one at Gabe's Glee party that makes me cover my eyes and count my blessings.
Tonight on 30 Rock, Liz Lemon bought jeans from a store called Brooklyn Without Limits, and they made her ass look amazing. Unfortunately, though, the brand wasn't as innocent as she thought. A compilation of the related scenes is inside.
Everything has a silver lining! Even terrorism. Comedian Michael Ian Black explains how terrorism changed his experience at the airport.
What would it be like if Doug Funnie returned to Bluffington as a twenty-something Garden State style? Well, Porkchop's dead, Judy works at the Honker-Burger, and Patty Mayonnaise is still totally hot. Watch this parody and revisit your Nickelodeon days.
