Fake teenagers Cory Monteith and Lea Michele bounced back from their widely criticized soft-core GQ photo shoot with a self-consciously wholesome one for Teen Vogue. The slutty/sweet divide is dangerous for the stars of tween TV shows. Let us demonstrate.

New York Governor-elect Andrew Cuomo has picked former "9/11 Mayor" Rudy Giuliani to co-chair his public safety transition team and help select candidates for top positions. Will these recommended candidates prove to be scumbag crooks and go to jail, too?

NBC considers turning Thursdays into a 3-hour comedy block, Johnny Weir will host Skating With the Stars, RHONY heads to Morocco, NBC greenlights a Bachelorette/Survivor hybrid, and to assist your nightmares tonight — here is DJ Pauly Deen.

The "It Gets Better" campaign—which encourages gay teens to stick to it and not consider suicide due to bullying/depression—is sweeping the nation. In this new video, a bunch of "former Presidents" give the same message to Barack Obama.

Italian police have seized 2,200 pounds of coke entering the country in a shipping container. The smugglers should have considered using a jet, since that's the hot new trend in drug smuggling. And we thought Italians were so fashionable!

Just like Auto-Tune the News revolutionized the video remix, "The Golden Age of Video" does with TV and catchphrases. This takes it a step further by having the phrases rhyme with one another, conglomerating in three minutes of aural delight.

On last night's American Dad, Stan opens a restaurant with the help of Roger and his "confi-dance." Here is a story and dance number cut short to make room for the obscene can't-help-but-yell checking account lady.

And the first showdown between Tea Party Republicans, led by Sen. Jim DeMint, and Sen. Mitch McConnell's establishment goes to... the teas! McConnell has dropped his opposition to a proposed Republican earmark ban. Is this a good thing?

USA Today has five reporters covering Congress, and 27 covering entertainment. To be fair: Justin Bieber.

TONIGHT: There's a lot on the schedule! We've got new episodes of Mike & Molly, Chase, Hawaii Five-0, Dancing with the Stars, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, House, 90210, Gossip Girl, The Event, Lie to Me, and much more!

We have the new truthiness! The Oxford American Dictionary announced today that Palin's Twitter malapropism "refudiate" is its 2010 Word of the Year. Good job, guys. Let's just keep rewarding this woman. There's no way it could possibly end badly.

Popey roids! Sex at work! Sex placebo! High stress women! Foodie fashionistas! Fish oil doubts! Salty teens! And old people can get as high as they want! It's your Monday Health Watch, where we watch your health—ecclesiastically!

Last night on Undercover Boss we saw Lucky Strikes Lanes' CEO don on a silly disguise to see how his company is working. The stories he encountered were touching. Can somebody grab a tissue? I've got something in my eye.

Today at Gawker.TV, Daniel Radcliffe sings the Periodic Table of the Elements, Scarlett Johansson is The Millionaire Matchmaker, highlights from The Soup, Bored to Death's season finale, and Tina Fey receives the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Congratulations to intrepid spaniel Stigg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

They'll protect her popular TV show at all costs! Also today: the Chilean miners might get their story told in the movies, some new TV scheduling revolutionizes and evening, and young couples are in love.

Let us explain. The hagfish is a blind, slimy, deepwater eel-like creature that darts into the orifices of its prey and devours them, alive, from the inside. Which is what Tina Brown is doing to Newsweek.

On Friday, Elizabeth Crull was arrested for DUI after crashing her car into a school bus in Orlando, Florida. Moments after the crash, Crull gave an... enlightening (read: still drunk) interview to a local news crew. Watch—and laugh—inside.

In an Amazing Race first last night, as far as we know, contestant Chad dropped to one knee and proposed to his girlfriend Stephanie. The results were predictable. Ah, to be young and in love.

Tressa Amerson was arrested after attempting to carve a tattoo of her name out of her boyfriend's neck following an argument. The man who'd inked her name above his collar told police, "She's pretty crazy." Clearly, they deserve each other!