A slow clap for Saturday Night Live, who targeted MTV's ridiculous obsession with producing reality shows about teenage pregnancy. Inside, a glimpse of My Super Sweet 16 and Pregnant, Cribs, and Bobby Moynihan stars in I'm Snooki and Pregnant.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC and for two *live* hours—the remaining four celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Ever wanted to go to Brooklyn for an illicit lobster roll? Then you know the power of Ben Sargent. In this minute in a half he will make you cry because you are not eating mussels on the beach.

[For the start of the 111th Congress, former "Real World" cast member and newly-elected U.S. Representative Sean Duffy makes a video for his Facebook page in the U.S. Capitol, leaving someone else to "clean up Washington." Image via Getty]

Ever wonder about the relationship between higher math, universal truths and patterns in nature? Well, even if you don't, it makes for a hypnotic video which beautifully animates geometric concepts.

After lobbying surviving Beatles since 2003, Apple finally got the band's catalog into the iTunes Store, sources tell the Wall Street Journal. An announcement is expected tomorrow, if the musicians can keep their hippie jive non political enough for Apple.

The question arose on today's Martha of how to extract a meticulous first slice of pie. Martha found a way! You can buy her book Pies & Tarts to learn how — or you can watch the video inside.

Today we talked about the serious and never-endingly controversial topic of circumcision. Should he be, shouldn't he be, etc. Some parents worry their sons will get made fun of by other boys if they're not. Not so, says one commenter!

Last night's Dexter offered up everything that we've come to love about the show. There was blood, violence, awkwardness, suspense, and even a cliffhanger thats going to annoy us until next Sunday. Click ahead for a recap of the madness.

A non-denominational Christian church under construction in Phoenix will have a dome. A dome on a church? To neighborhood residents, this doesn't add up. It must be a mosque, from which Islamic radicals will impose Sharia law on America.

This week on Castle, our hero had a handy gadget that helped him to solve the crime — the Windows Phone 7. A close-up of the phone reveals it's been heavily customized and he even uses Bing's voice-activated search function.

The Way We Live Now: with strength through weakness. Our weak dollar will give us all jobs again. Our failed corporations will lay a foundation for our happy retirements. Our CEOs all deserve raises. That's The Secret. Success through projection!

Two stories came out of the Sooner State today, one that makes a gay activist's blood boil, the other that warms that same activist's boiled-blood-filled heart. One involves some public school malfeasance, the other everyone's favorite Baptist church.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Jaimie Pressly comments that men can only take crtiticsm from their therapists. She then deprecates her "feminist" comment. Not so sure if Pressly is up on second wave feminism, but who are all these men with sage therapists.

[Lindsay Lohan strolls the campus of the Betty Ford Center, where she will continue her court-ordered rehab until January 2. Updated caption via tipsy_hausfrau. Image via Pacific Coast News]

The number crunchers at The Daily Beast ranked the country's 27 largest airports, and the three that serve the New York metropolitan area all ranked near the bottom of the list. The worst airport in the country: It's Newark.

The ladies of the 4th hour of Today couldn't be outdone by the regular Today Show's attempt at "going viral," and so they embarked on a journey to recreate Jud Laipply's Evolution of Dance — taught by the man himself!

The Google elite may be cosseted at work, but employees have to endure the real world upon returning home each night. No more: Googletown, a forthcoming mini-metropolis, will include not just offices but sports facilities, child care—and housing.

Turns out it was all about money! Apparently, telling Bill O'Reilly that he's full of sh*t can lead to hefty FCC fines. Also, Oprah asked Whoopi how she felt about Barbara Walters not supporting the walk off. Answers inside.