Tonight's Wheel of Fortune featured three contestants who are currently serving in the US Military. Yay! That said, two of them had quite the problem solving the game's final puzzle—even after it was mostly filled out. Watch inside.

At 2:00 AM on Saturday morning, 70-year-old Jacqueline Cutright's Akron, Ohio home was robbed by a man wearing a clown mask and waving a knife. How did Cutright react? By remaining on the toilet! Cutright's charming local news interview, inside.

[After announcing her engagement to Prince William, Kate Middleton showed off her engagement ring today, which used to belong to William's mother, Princess Diana. We hope it's not haunted. Image via Getty]

Lake Bell, ijustine, and Dave Days join Ashton Kutcher in this realistic TMZ spoof. In the video below, the crew harasses Harvey Levin and other the other people on the show that consistently films, harasses, and makes fun of celebrities.

"Why is Crate & Barrel selling Goatee Hitler?" a reader asks. Well, CB2 is the "hip" C&B spinoff, which would explain why the Führer-esque grim expression and bowl haircut are paired with a goatee. But orange? So not Adolf's color.

Today we briefly looked at how teacher training programs suck. It's true, they do. Boo hoo. It was the perfect opening for a well-placed joke, and one well-taught commenter took it.

As the owner of a dog who understands—and tries to speak—English, I am partial to anything that involves animals behaving like humans. Which is why this video, of a cat sitting up like a person, is so cool.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

A flood of female Facebook users woke up this morning to find their accounts disabled — and the social network demanding government ID to let them back in. Facebook admits there was a problem, but says it's been fixed.

Two weeks ago, Cooks Source was just a tiny regional New England food magazine. Then its editor stole a freelancers article and haughtily dismissed her protests, drawing the internet's wrath. Now, it seems you people may have killed Cooks Source.

[The day after the premiere of her first movie, Christina Aguilera airs out her armpits in L.A. She received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was likened to Marilyn Monroe. Updated caption inspired by youthinkyouknow. Image via INF.]

Oprah's big interviews with celebrities can be so exaggerated you feel like she's resurrecting them from obscurity. Today's star? Babs. Oprah asked for singing and she got it, and then she rewarded her with an extra special surprise.

Four Republicans have emerged as the clear early (err, very early) frontrunners in the 2012 Republican presidential primary, according to a recently concluded series of Public Policy Polling (D) surveys. The favorite of the bunch? Not so clear.

Cloris Leachman talked about her bizarre love life on Wendy Williams today. Cloris, 85, mentioned she had sex last month, much to her son's chagrin (he's right next to her!) Apparently, sex is all Cloris looks for in a man.

TJ Lavin is home from the hospital, Medium has been canceled, Mayim Bialik has been promoted to series regular on Big Bang, and check out NBC's new schedule changes that will likely impact (at the very least) your Thursday nights.

The Way We Live Now: studiously avoiding a conversation about what's happening to the stock market thanks to unsustainable worldwide debt levels. Hey, Wal-Mart's doing well! And perks are back at some jobs? Well I'll be an unemployed foreclosure victim!

A scrappy Chinese-speaking teenager sold $130,000 in parts for the white iPhone 4. Now he's being slapped with legal threats. Won't anyone defend Fei Lam's right to exploit fashion-obsessed gadgeteers?

Your favorite late-'90s superstar is making a comeback on the small screen. Also today: Baz Luhrmann has found his Daisy Buchanan! Seth Rogen gets a writing gig. And a nerdy goddess heads to New Jersey.

When Tina Fey thanked Sarah Palin as she received the Mark Twain prize, she said "My partial resemblance and her crazy voice are the two luckiest things that ever happened to me." Here's what she said that PBS didn't air.

TONIGHT: Lots of good TV! We've got new episodes of Fashion Show: The Ultimate Collection, Dancing with the Stars, The Biggest Loser, Millionaire Matchmaker, Glee, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Raising Hope, Parenthood, The Good Wife, No Ordinary Family, and more.