Thank goodness for creepy ol' Shel Silverstein, otherwise sketchy dudes wouldn't be allowed to publish childrens' books. Watch as MIB reacts to the spontaneous reading of a negative Amazon user-review of his masterwork Chicken Cheeks.

The president and both parties' leaders were supposed to meet at the White House on Thursday night for a "summit," where they would fight each other to the death, with the winner becoming Emperor. So which scaredy cats backed out?

Last night on the Late Show, Jay-Z discussed growing up in the projects, and dealt with Letterman's slightly condescending, awkwardly phrased and obvious-answer questions. Also, as noted by Jay-Z, the audience chose some pretty strange moments to clap and cheer.

Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld talked about technology in an interview with The Business of Fashion. He says he doesn't use it, but that Facebook is "a flawless object." That's when it's clear he has no idea what he's talking about.

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After finding out about Antoine Dodson's iPhone Sex Offender app, Gay Robot decided to use it to troll for some action. Unfortunately for his perceived pedophile target, he was programmed to defend himself against molestation.

On 16 And Pregnant, Markai finds out James slept with another girl at school. In this video, Markai finds James walking down the side of the highway. Major smackdown ensues in what might be the end of their relationship.

NYC subways: even crappier this year than last year. Well, surely the fare hikes will change that.

This morning on the Today Show, People revealed that this year's Sexiest Man Alive title goes to Ryan Reynolds. What's their reasoning come down to? The Proposal, his ripped Green Lantern body, and that "he has an air of self-deprication."

Brian Tierney got rich as a much-hated (by journalists) Republican PR man in Philadelphia. Then he led a group that bought Philly's newspapers and went bankrupt. Now, he's going back into PR. Philadelphia thanks you for your service, Brian. [NYT]

Astrologer Dr. Craig Martin wrote and asked if he could read one of us at Gawker.TV, and I said yes. We Skyped and recorded it. Inside: your chart = music, o hai gold-diggers, and something is gonna go down.

The Longoria-Parkers face conflicting rumors about adultery and divorce. Pink is pregnant. Stewart-Pattinson probably didn't get married, but Ochocinco will soon. Wednesday gossip is at loggerheads.

Here's a trailer for Catherine Hardwicke's period horror movie Red Riding Hood, starring Amanda Seyfried as a young lady in love with a dangerous, potentially supernatural young man. Sound familiar? If not, what is rent like under that rock?

Late Night dedicated the entire hour The Boss, which allowed for lots of interview time and multiple performances. The hit of the night, though, was this clip of Jimmy Fallon (as Neil Young) and Bruce singing Willow Smith's hit song.

Veteran Hollywood PR woman Ronni Chasen was shot five times while driving her Mercedes in Beverly Hills early yesterday morning. She crashed, and died. The circumstances are tragic, sensational, and bizarre. Here's what we know so far.

When he got tired of hookers, he decided to put a celeb on his payroll instead. This singer is cruel to her cat and this couple is headed for a messy divorce. It's so much easier to pay for it.

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart addressed the ethics violations being leveled at New York State Congressman Charlie Rangel. Using Rangel's ridiculous justifications as a jumping off point, Stewart ripped him and his lack of accountability to shreds.

L.A. County has banned plastic grocery bags. That's six billion bags a year, unrealized.

Watch to see an awesome reenactment of the classic 1970's TV series intro to "What's Happening!!" We are baffled at how well done this remake is! This amazing video is frame-by-frame perfection.