Astrologer Dr. Craig Martin wrote and asked if he could read one of us at Gawker.TV, and I said yes. We Skyped and recorded it. Inside: your chart = music, o hai gold-diggers, and something is gonna go down.

First he explained that a chart is about the position of the planets and sun and moon at the time you were born, and how that relates to where all of those things are now. He equated it to music.

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He told me about Scorpio rising, which usually makes people shake their heads knowingly when they hear I have it. About what in my chart makes me act up and hide out. And what makes me cool(ish I know).

I did have some trepidation about how I'd feel if he predicted something. What do I do now that he's seen a transit in which a girlfriend and I are going to have a "maybe not so little" clash between now and December 10th?

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According to Dr. Craig, who I understandably now love, my destiny is to "accumulate a lot of wealth." He says I should have a partner who I work with who will benefit from my mad money making skills. I like how happy I look when I hear this.

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Visit Craig's site at lahealer.com.