The Way We Live Now: pulling the Irish out of the gutter. Not that we aren't used to it, ho ho ho! Stop mocking the Irish? Next you'll tell us to assist the homeless, or to raise taxes voluntarily. Banana-ness!
We need Laurel. She knows what the show needs. Someone to rip other girls' shirts off in the hot tub. Someone to get naked and hug the birthday boy. Someone to nakedly wrestle another girl and rip her shirt apart.
Silver lining to TSA's new crotch-groping policy: voyeurs have so much to look at! Check out this splashy photo display, showing a latex-gloved TSA agent squatting (on his knees?) with his arm submerged between another man's legs.
Paul Rudd and Robert De Niro will host Saturday Night Live in December, Alex Trebek heads to How I Met Your Mother, Dina Lohan threatens to sue Glee and presenting the United States of Television.
As followers of Vice magazine and VBS.tv know, "When Vice first started, all we cared about was sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll." Now they apparently like everything under the sun! But can we expect a cameo from photog Terry Richardson?
Someone is going to be in big trouble when Dad gets home.
TONIGHT: Lots of TV! We've got new episodes of The Big Bang Theory, Community, The Office, Outsourced, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Grey's Anatomy, CSI, 30 Rock, Fringe, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Apprentice, and much more.
What begins as a guessing contest quickly descends into the kind of torturous game that cats play with mice while they work up their appetite. To no one's surprise, it's Punisher who plays the role of the tabby mastermind.
Oh Fox & Friends, you never fail us. Recently, lemon-scented floor mop Gretchen Carlson invited a little boy and his father on to discuss the child's near-death experience and how, the kid claims, he went to heaven and saw God.
