Somali-born US citizen Mohamed Osman Mohamud, was arrested after he attempted to blow up a car bomb at a Portland Christmas tree-lighting ceremony. The bomb was a fake; Mohamud had been set up by the FBI. He's quite a character!

[Newlyweds dance at the feet of an Atlas statue outside the State Hermitage museum in St. Petersburg, Russia today. Image via AP]

We've often wondered what child singing star Justin Bieber thinks about current events. In the new video for his single "Pray," we see that people starving and dying keep him up at night. But prayer will make everything better.

Brazilian security forces for the last week have been battling Rio de Janeiro's notorious drug gangs and have issued an ultimatum for gang members holed up in the Alemao favela to surrender. At least 35 people have died so far.

Visit the Bittorrent site Torrent-finder and you're greeted with a scary notice that "this domain name has been seized by ICE-Homeland Security Investigations." It's part of an intense anti-piracy operation. But the Pirate Bay is still up, so who cares?

The Great Alaskan Gonorrhea Outbreak is still burning, and the state now ranks ninth in the country. (via)

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Crazy old racist Dr. Laura Schlessinger is making a return to radio in January after leaving her show over an n-word laden rant back in August. Dr. Laura has reportedly signed a multi-year deal with Sirius XM Radio. [THR]

Barack Obama got his lip busted in a basketball game yesterday, and now he needs 12 stitches. Video has surfaced: Watch Obama trudge dejectedly back to his Secret Service SUV, and dab at his wound in the White House.

Celebrities: They bring their significant others to awkward family Thanksgiving dinners just like us! Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal sipped lattes; Kim Kardashian brought home Halle Berry's ex; Lindsay Lohan saw an old flame. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is eating leftovers.

Thanksgiving is over, but you need something to watch while scarfing down leftovers, so why not watch this 1989 television masterpiece? You're never too old for cynical cartoon cats listening to Lou Rawls classics like "Make Thanksgiving One Full Meal."

A 44-pound cat who was abandoned by his family following a home foreclosure, Prince Chunk, has died. One pound shy of a world record, Prince Chunk became a national celebrity two years ago, appearing on talk shows and magazine covers.

Saddam Hussein's 269-foot yacht, Basra Breeze, which has been on the lam since the 1980s, is back in Iraq. Now the country's transportation minister, who enjoys using Saddam's toilet and sleeping in his bed, wants to make it a museum.

Country singer Willie Nelson was arrested yesterday by Border Patrol agents in Texas after they caught a whiff of marijuana coming from his tour bus. Nelson admitted the six ounces of weed were his and posted a $2,500 bond.

Hannibal Buress has done us all a favor and found the next big blind guy. Simon Wilson, folks. Know the name. Otherwise you'll never understand any of Hannibal's witty put-downs.

[A boy in Florida catches a nap as his parents—and tens of millions of other Americans—descended on stores today in search of "Black Friday" bargains. Photo via Getty Images]

This is your last chance to stock up on Four Loko: The alcoholic energy drink will be removed from store shelves by December 13.

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay was convicted Wednesday of money laundering and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The money laundering charge carries a 99-year maximum sentence — in other words, life in prison.

This cat responds in the only way one can when presented with Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."

Since it's Black Friday, people are probably already pestering you about what gifts you want for Christmas. You'll ask for some small things, but what's on your real list? What items are too inappropriate to ask for?