Here's a beautiful stop-motion short film—called Nowhere Near Here—that uses light stencils to make a cute little dog, and then a bunch of awesome long-exposure street photography to create a world for said mongrel to explore. Watch inside.

The Supreme Court will decide the largest employment class action suit in U.S. history: women vs. Wal-Mart.

Earlier this morning Jalopnik showed you a car jumping accident from German TV Show "Wetten Dass?" Here's a montage of other failed car jumping attempts.

In your merit-based Monday media column: Dexter Filkins gets his reward, magazine ad pages rise (a bit), Dan Abrams expands his empire, the AP shows dead Marines, and you didn't donate to your local public broadcaster, did you?

The Six Days Seven Nights actor is selling his 5,664 sq.ft. W. 17th Street pad, complete with four bedrooms, a home gym, and views to kill, for a mind-boggling $16M. The priceless religious artifacts cost extra, though.

If you haven't heard, there's a new reality show called Bridalplasty, in which brides compete for multiple plastic surgeries. The show's surgeon Dr. Terry Dubrow sat with The View ladies today to defend his role on the show.

Our investigative series on Nicole Kidman's struggle to move her face continues. Last time, feeling had returned to Nicole's chin. But at SoHo's Apple Store this weekend, Our Lady of the Frozen Features struggled mightily. Let us analyze the results.

For the fourth year running, Mayor Michael Bloomberg stopped by the gay holiday party formerly known as "Toys for Tots" to show how much he loves his queer constituents. This year he came with gay-themed toys and bad gay-themed jokes.

What do you do if you see a man fall onto some tracks moments before a speeding train passes them by? If you're this rookie cop in Madrid, you jump down from the platform and pull him away! Watch inside.

Here's a trailer for Jodie Foster's latest directorial work, the long-gestating comedy The Beaver, starring Mel Gibson as an unhinged man who finds solace in a hand puppet. So is this unfortunate timing, or somehow a brilliant accident?

Ginni Thomas, Tea Party big-wig and wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has conceded her "mistake" in demanding an apology from Anita Hill over the 1991 confirmation hearings fiasco, over voicemail. Clearly she should have sent a text message.

Over the past six years, The Soup has recorded 300 freakin' episodes! To celebrate, the show dug out clips from the vault, convinced a few of their targets to send congrats, and brought back favorites like Sanjaya and Spaghetti Cat.

[Katy Perry, the answer to the question "Whatever happened to all the bad Punky Brewster impersonators?," at the KISS FM Jingle Ball in LA this weekend. Photo via Splash]

On The Cleveland Show last night, Cleveland had the great idea for a "Beer Walk" and extended an invite to his old Quahog buddies—Joe, Peter, and Quagmire. Inside, Cleveland's old friends meet his new friends—while drinking very heavily!

Trick question: What's poorer than an American city? Answer: the American state in which that city is located! Haha. But seriously, are you interested in paying to plaster your name on any public property, anywhere? You totally can.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

The NYPD has released video of a man pulling a gun on a Queens cab driver before shooting him several times. The suspect is still at large. This is one of those times we're glad Big Brother was watching.

This adorable pup named Micah randomly decides to induce a reign of terror during a "doggy playdate." No one was seriously hurt, so it's morally okay to laugh hysterically at this web-cast gone awry. We know we sure did!

Conspiracy theorists, rejoice: Here is a five-part investigative series on Michael Jackson's demise, featuring handwriting analysis.

Talented songstress Ingrid Michaelson graced Good Day New York today to perform her newest single "Parachute." During her introduction, she gives her Brooklyn neighborhood a shout out. Co-host Greg Kelly had something to say about Prospect Heights!