Today at Gawker.TV, Katy Perry's boobs make an appearance on a bizarro-world episode of The Simpsons, the best celebrity Larry King impressions, The Soup celebrates 300 episodes, The Walking Dead finale, and Andy Samberg and Martha cook in snow parkas.

[The delightful Helena Bonham Carter at last night's British Independent Film Awards. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Having trouble convincing an academic board that you have more life experience under your belt than you really should? You're not alone! Don't spiral into comical self-parody; these respectable adults will help you along the way!

Monserrate Luna has lost her $15 million lawsuit against American Airlines for allegedly serving her a lizard.

Even thought it won't premiere until April, HBO ran an extended preview of their new fantasy series Game of Thrones last night. In this clip, actors and producers fill in some of the details of the backstory.

We've been waiting for Dan Stark to have a Revenge of the Sith-esque "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" moment, and this weekend's episode of the The Good Guys delivered. Revel in the simple joys of PG-rated shoot-outs and casualty-free explosions, inside!

Defense Secretary Robert Gates told Navy sailors serving in the Arabian Sea today that despite the push from him and other Pentagon leaders, the military's ban on gays serving openly is likely to continue into the next year.

All-too-sober wine marketing mavens have their eyes on the wine drinkers of the future: The "Millennials," a.k.a. you, probably. Don't be intimidated, young Four Loko-swillers. The wine industry is going to make this whole thing very easy for you.

Nineteen hours and counting, and the microblogging service Tumblr is still down. Will the hive of blogger one upsmanship return before Brooklyn is reduced to flames and online writers start turning on their cats?

In the late seventies, holiday television specials were all the rage-so you would think The Star Wars Holiday Special of 1978 would be a hit. It wasn't.

During VH1's Divas Salute The Troops special, Kathy Griffin made a joke about Bristol Palin that was met with boos from the crowd. She mentions her lack of weight loss while appearing on DWTS, calling her "the white Precious." Harsh.

Today on Martha, Andy Samberg dropped in to help Martha Stewart make a mean Baked Alaska. The two did it while wearing winter coats, discussing Andy's eating habits, and the amount of body hair he was rocking underneath the parka.

Did you know that, at wedding receptions, it's apparently tradition for the groomsmen crawl under the legs of bridesmaids/female guests? What's not traditional, though, is to do so while on your back. Watch this guy find out the hard way.

Here is a video about a couple of Americans who boarded a cab Tianjin, China. The driver made a wrong turn, and to remedy that mistake, he has chosen to backtrack by driving down the wrong side of the freeway.

The hedge fund Pershing Square Capital Management has offered to help Borders buy rival imperiled bookseller Barnes & Noble. Since Ron Burkle's not involved in this bid, you probably won't hear much more about it unless it's successful. [WSJ]

Hey, military people leaking sexy secret documents: Your counterparty could be an undercover federal agent who'll arrest you! So it went with petty officer Bryan Minkyu Martin, who's now in custody at Fort Bragg after a transaction gone awry.

If you had to advertise some sort of chocolate candy, what would you do? If you're in Japan, you'd put your head—and the heads of your friends—onto cartoon birds' bodies and have them walk in a circle... right?

Our president has some anger management problems! This is a short clip from The Tonight Show that takes advantage of some good editing. Slapstick, still effective!

In the US, we all know at least a Gleek or two—but did you know that the Glee phenomenon reaches overseas as well? Inside, the kids (sans Chris Colfer) perform on The X Factor's live semi-finals results show.

The lawyer for an accused Florida murderer convinced the state to pay $125/day for a makeup artist to cover his client's Nazi tattoos, lest the jury unfairly judge him for the wrong terrible choice from his past. [NYT, via naugahydeinplainsight]