Students protesting a university tuition fee hike in London mobbed a Rolls Royce carrying Prince Charles and his wife Camilla last night as they headed to the theater. As they say in the UK: Shite just got real.

[A rather bland Lady Gaga wax figure was unveiled today at Madame Tussauds in Manhattan. Sadly it doesn't have a new outfit on every time you see it. Image via AP]

A&E has canceled David Hasselhoff's brand new reality show, The Hasselhoffs, after only about 500,000 people tuned into the second episode this past Sunday.

"If you don't have a bartender at your party, you're a loser," said a guy whose job is "to get models and Saudi royalty into hot clubs," to an NYT Style reporter at a party in a cramped Williamsburg apartment.

You guys, CT delivered. He effin delivered. He promised you psycho last week, he delivered psycho this week. Watch him absolutely DESTROY Johnny Bananas in the finale of last week's showdown - CT wears him like a backpack. Watch inside.

Today we were disappointed by the failure of the Don't Ask Don't Tell repeal. Lots of grumbling and moaning abounded, but one commenter has an active plan. A plan to make some things change in this country.

Of the Wikileaks cache of diplomatic cables, one of the most potentially salacious is about the entertainment at a party thrown by DynCorp, a U.S. contractor training Afghan police, in April 2009. A 17-year-old boy was hired to dance.

On a whole different planet or something! Say your goodbyes now, Team Jacob. Also today: Peter Parker sees the face of his enemy, old people are fighting in public, and Don Cheadle gets something he deserves for once.

An Idiot Abroad comes to America, J.R. Ewing heads to Desperate Housewives, an artist's rendering of Snooki's New Year's Ball, and a short film about the making of the Beastie Boys's "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party!)."

Barring some extraordinary legislative feat, a repeal of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" appears to be dead, finally. "Moderate" Republicans didn't get their ever-shifting demands met before Harry Reid brought it for a vote today, and it lost.

Adult Industry Medical, the clinic responsible for testing L.A.'s porn actors and keeping a database of the results, was closed by county health officials for operating with the wrong license. Ironic timing, given they're embroiled in an HIV controversy.

You totally think your job sucks, right? Well, you only have it really bad if you're employed in one of these 10 fields, since these are the jobs most likely to have caused a major depression in the last year.

When planning your dream wedding, do you fantasize about things like annoying trumpet players, bread piñatas attached to tree branches, and groomsmen falling into dumpsters? No? Well, in that case, you probably won't want to emulate these nuptials. Watch inside.

TONIGHT: We've got two Barbara Walters specials—Oprah, the Next Chapter and The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2010—plus the season finale of The Apprentice and new episodes of Community, 30 Rock, The Office, CSI, RHOBH, and much more!

Watch out, England and Israel: It appears as though our most notorious American grifter, Sarah Palin, is heading your way in the new year. At the very least, lock up your good jewelry.

On the Internet, animated GIFs are the gifts that keep on giving (hah, puns). So there's no better way to celebrate GIFs than with an epically comprehensive, nearly 10-minute video of them, set to "Girl Talk," right? Watch inside.

The Way We Live Now: putting on the squeeze. The big squeeze, the main squeeze, the tight and juicy squeeze. If you're not squeezing, you're getting squeezed. And if you ain't got a bartender, the squeeze business can be rough.

Congratulations to jose.avellana for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Prince randomly drops in on The View, more hobo-wear from Johnny Depp, Obama's Mythbusters episode, Russell Brand attacks Craig Ferguson's robot, and a look at NBC's new comedy Perfect Strangers.

Distributed denial of service attacks, of the kind pro-Wikileaks hacktivists have been aiming at PayPal, Visa, and MasterCard, are not particularly complex to pull off.