The Johnson & Johnson unit that produces Rolaids® has issued a nationwide recall of the "Softchews" line of the antacid drug after people reported finding pieces of wood and metal inside. Nothing fights stomach pain like tiny metal "particles"!

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs hasn't "seen or witnessed evidence of any smoking" on Barack Obama's part "in probably nine months."

The body count from the New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection's weeklong bear hunt has reached 441, and there are still two days to go. The DEP says "human interaction complaints" have dropped after previous hunts. Whoa, really? [NBCNewYork]

[Why, yes, that is a once-abandoned three-month-old sea otter named Ollie curled up for a nap on her rescuer Caitlin Dixon's boots. And, yes, it is, actually, the cutest picture ever taken. Photo via AP. And yes, there's video.]

You know how when you're on a diet, you're not supposed to think about food? A new study indicates that imagining yourself eating a specific food means you'll eat less of that food in real life. So start imagining.

Tonight's hour-long ending brought, among other brilliance, a wonderfully violent and embarrassing meltdown by Kevin, and once again the beautiful gloat of Ruxin. I'm ready to say that besides maybe 30 Rock, The League is the best comedy on TV.

Three cops were convicted of the murder of 31-year-old Henry Glover in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia made good on the answer to a cliffhanger tonight with a satisfying end to Dee's baby business. Check it out, and then we can all get back to being horrible people.

The FAA doesn't have important registration information for some 119,000 airplanes—about one-third of all planes in the U.S—thanks to missing or invalid forms. But they're just planes, right! I mean, what could possibly happen?

David Epstein, 46, a political science professor at Columbia University, was arrested and charged with a single felony count of incest on Wednesday. He was reportedly engaged in a three-year-long consensual sexual relationship with his 24-year-old daughter.

By now you've heard about how the shadowy collective Anonymous is launching cyberattacks—"Operation Payback"—against perceived enemies of Wikileaks, including PayPal, Amazon and MasterCard. But you've probably heard wrong. Let us debunk three commonly-held myths about Anonymous.

Kim Richards is awesome, and is also picking up dudes in Beverly Hills markets. In other Richards family news, Kyle and Mauricio biked 60 miles in Napa raising money for Echelon Gran Fondo and cancer research. You go girls!

Republican Senators have blocked a bill that would provide health care for 9/11 responders. Take that, heroes!

Tonight, Jon Stewart tackled the increasingly prominent issue of, well, the fact that President Obama is pissed off. Obama's pissed off at Republicans, obviously, but—as Stewart pointed out—it seems he hates his own supporters now, too! Watch inside.

The highlight of Barbara Walters' 10 Most Fascinating special tonight—naturally—was her interview with the Jersey Shore cast, which was almost as dirty as the show itself! Inside, watch Walters and the gang talk Grenades, Smushing, GTL and more.

This Christmas, Dwight finally has the chance to get Jim's goat. Needless to say, it involves disguises, trickery, and cold-blooded cunning.

We already know how Oprah Winfrey feels about BFF Gayle King, but what about longtime partner Stedman Graham? They're still together! In fact, when Barbara Walters told Winfrey tonight that many people don't know that, she was shocked. Watch inside.

33-year-old swimsuit designer Sylvie Cachay has been identified as the woman found dead in a bathtub at Manhattan's posh Soho House hotel. Just hours before her body was discovered she dumped her boyfriend, the privileged son of an Oscar-winning composer.

On tonight's Christmas-themed 30 Rock, Elaine Stritch reprised her role as Jack's evil mother, Colleen, delivering one hilariously tense family moment after another. What happened? when Jack revealed to Colleen that he knew about his real father? Find out inside.

As far as indie scene old-timer Eddie Peppitone is concerned, he has faced the scariest heckler in the world. Himself. Watch this awesome clip where Eddie does his impression of a heckler who knows Eddie's deepest secrets.