This Is The Worst Apology Ever

Christopher Han · 12/13/10 01:46PM

Still not sure what ABC reality show this is from, but here we have a guy apologizing to a girl for calling her a slut. Except it's apologizing in the worst way imaginable, for someone who seems to be genuine.

Ke$ha Was Told Hollywood Would Have Swamps

Maureen O'Connor · 12/13/10 01:38PM

[Just a regular night out for Ke$ha, a bog beast who pulled herself up by the bootstraps and into the bright light of Hollywood. But her heart never left the marshland. Image via Splash.]

Whoopi Goldberg Goes on Anti-Fat Tirade

Annie Fleming · 12/13/10 12:33PM

Whoopi visited Disneyworld and found her path blocked multiple times by fat people in electric scooters. Predictably, she goes on a tirade. Her anti-fat logic? Paying taxes entitles her to walk wherever she likes.

Natalie Portman Is a Great Big Shining Star

Richard Lawson · 12/13/10 12:25PM

Like so much else this weekend, the box office was a complete disaster! Everything was ruined, including a beloved franchise and the careers of two beloved actors. All is rot and ash now, so let's sift through it.

Today's Gawker.TV Trivia

Chris Dignes · 12/13/10 12:00PM

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Which Closeted Celebrity Knifed Her Fake Boyfriend?

Richard Lawson · 12/13/10 11:13AM

Apparently this happened! It's not who you think it is, either. Also up for investigation today are two singers who are faking a feud and a magazine and a celebrity involved in a real fight.

Footage From Cats Wearing Cameras on Their Heads

Christopher Han · 12/13/10 11:10AM

We wouldn't call it a film, but here is a nice video that strings together footage that cats took with cameras strapped to their heads. This will help us get back to a sense of normalcy.