Here's a news report out of Karachi, Pakistan that features nineteen—yes, nineteen—college girls stuffing themselves into a Smart Car in order to be inducted into the Guinness Book of World Records, because why the hell not? Watch inside.

David Cross has a couple things to say about the Tea Party. More specifically, about their obvious hypocrisy in criticizing their beloved country while shouting "USA!" at every sports event and telling everybody that this is the greatest country ever!

Did you know that today is National Lemon Cupcake Day? It is! So why not celebrate by helping us bake up a batch of tart observations about Top Chef: All-Stars? We're live-blogging it in the comments, so join us!

Michael Vick on NBC News: 'I would love to get a dog in the future.'

Facebook knows what you look like, and the implications are staggering. Drawing on billions of labeled photos, the social network will now automatically recognize faces and suggest people to tag in photos you upload. That's probably just the start.

A mother in Sacramento is suing McDonald's for enticing kids with Happy Meals. She claims giving fun toys with meals is "deceptive to children," since they aren't smart enough to realize Happy Meals are little boxes of death.

[The controversial video work "Fire in My Belly" by David Wojnarowicz was shown at New York's New Museum today to protest the piece being banned from the Smithsonian following pressure from religious groups. Image via Getty]

The very-funny Michaela Watkins plays the obsessive hand model Ellen Sirot in Funny or Die's latest video. Inside, she details all of the ways she keeps her perfect, pristine hands out of harm's way.

I've come to believe the Kardashians are but an optical illusion designed to put viewers in a fugue state, wherein brain use stalls and the ability to recognize pores diminishes. Come, let us gurgle at the Kardashians' uncanny Christmas pictures.

It's clear that the federal government's absurd war on Wikileaks broke free of the bonds of reason weeks ago, but this State Department memo issued today serves as a nice reminder: Staffers can't read Wikileaks cables on their "personal time."

Well if this isn't the cutest thing we've seen all day... Here's video of a ladybug playing with some sprinkles—or shots and/or jimmies, depending on your location—for nearly two minutes. But are the candies too big to eat?

Yesterday was a good day for Marky Mark, with his numerous Golden Globe nominations (one for Boardwalk Empire, six for The Fighter.) The awards-season talk was going just fine until Mark Wahlberg and Ellen have an weird, impromptu dance session.

The House of Representatives voted to overturn "don't ask, don't tell" this afternoon. Your turn, Senate.

Our favorite celebrities talk about Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2010

Today we wrote very serious things about Time magazine's boy genius Mark Zuckerberg and the barely literate FDNY entrance exam, and how did you respond? The only way you lovable perverts know how: with half-naked guy pictures.

Here comes another bizarre video! In one of the more disturbing clips we've seen all day, four acrobatic males disrobe down to their pants and perform for Pope Benedict XVI. Sexually charged or not? You decide.

CBS picked up mommy blogger Kelly Oxford's sitcom in at least the third Twitter-to-TV deal at the network in the last year. Microblogging may feed on life's most banal moments, but that only makes TV executives love it more.

Jack Black and Jason Lee get the green light from Adult Swim, Jane Lynch will guest on The Simpsons, Andy Cohen gets a promotion, The Hoff heads to Britain's Got Talent, and Jersey Shore's season three cast photo!

This weekend, Jeff Bridges will be hosting SNL to promote his two upcoming films Tron: Legacy and True Grit. And, since you know why he's there, one promo references Tron's graphics while another presents the Coen Brothers as hand puppets.

[Hilary Duff buys canned cookies—and breaks out a can of stink-eye—at Whole Foods. Image via Pacific Coast News.]