Tonight's performance of Broadway's Spider-Man musical has been canceled while they deal with safety concerns.

One year and two months after drunkenly torching a 9/11 memorial on Halloween, Harvard Law grad Brian Schroeder pleaded guilty to three charges. "I cannot explain why I acted the way I did," he explained. "I drank many alcoholic beverages."

Oscar-winning wizard of technique Steven Soderbergh (Traffic, Oceans Etc.) is going to call it quits after a few more movies. Says his regular collaborator Matt Damon, "He's kind of exhausted with everything that interested him." He might try painting next.

People have strong feelings about whether or not hunting animals is moral, but Dutch production company Cake Film has a slyly ironic and rather amusing video about how hunting during this time of year can be especially perilous. Enjoy!

Here's a rap song about having hardcore sexual relations with Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus featuring Gawker.TV's favorite Kirk Larsen.

TONIGHT: Ease into the break with a new Psych, the outtakes episode of the Challenge or the probable series finale of Undercovers. Plus Top Chef All Stars and whether or not Million Dollar Money Drop will screw more contestants over.

Jason Hope is a Scottsdale, Arizona entrepreneur. He recently made headlines for throwing a $500,000 Christmas party featuring Ludacris ($100,000 performance fee) and Snooki ($17,500 appearance fee). Why would he do that? We asked his publicist.

Today at Gawker.TV get excited to watch the most excited Price is Right contestant ever, meet a 34 year-old woman addicted to eating toilet paper and listen to Bill O'Reilly complain about Joy Behar's scandalous holiday card.

Ride bike to rock show. Fold bike in 10 seconds. Walk into rock show unburdened with a 20-pound chain lock, nonchalantly toting folded bike. React ever-so-slightly to the admiring glances paving your way to the stage. Prop folded bike against wall. Rock.

The Senate approved President Obama's nuclear treaty with Russia, 71-26, ending weeks of fake opposition.

[Lady Gaga wasn't in the holiday spirit last night while attending the Foundation to Fight Allergies to Pants benefit in Paris. Image via INF]

Skype went down for around 20 million people today. The frenzied users may then have crashed Twitter. Internet martial law, anyone?

House Republicans are preparing their schedule for the opening days of the new Congress. First up: reading the entire Constitution on the House floor. The text is impossible to find anywhere, so thanks, House Republicans. Freedom!

Today the ladies of The View discussed Bill O'Reilly's Outrage at Joy Behar's holiday card that features an obvious photoshop job of Joy and O'Reilly in passionate embrace. But it's not their embrace that bothers O'Reilly.

Sen. Tom Coburn has dropped his objections to the 9/11 first responders bill, allowing Dems to circumvent procedural roadblocks and pass it quickly this afternoon.

Reese Witherspoon lives on a barn and has a veritable nursery rhyme's worth of farm animals around, like chickens, pigs and donkeys. As she explained to Chelsea Handler last night, she loves them but draws the line at milking goats.

When the owner of a Beverly Hills eatery spotted the L.A. Times restaurant critic in his lobby, he refused her service and took her picture, making her identity publicly available for the first time. Kiss anonymity goodbye, S. Irene Virbila.

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It's been almost two months since A&E's Teach: Tony Danza went off the airwaves, but we're still puzzled as to exactly what happened. About what happened to the show, what happened to the kids, what happened to Tony Danza, and what happened to us.

Bill Clinton's 65th birthday party may be held at LA's 20,000-seat Staples Center, where the likes of Paul McCartney, Mary J. Blige, and Jay-Z could perform. And "every A-lister in town will be scrambling to get an invite," allegedly.