Ride bike to rock show. Fold bike in 10 seconds. Walk into rock show unburdened with a 20-pound chain lock, nonchalantly toting folded bike. React ever-so-slightly to the admiring glances paving your way to the stage. Prop folded bike against wall. Rock.

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