Thought parrots and cockatiels were the only animals known to get down? Meet the slowly-crossing-the-road gecko. He does not care that it's your birthday.

Cockfighting is apparently still huge in Texas, despite being illegal for decades and being extremely cruel and all that. The Texas Tribune tagged along with officers from Dallas Animal Services as they busted up a "medium-sized" cockfighting ring.

Remember to lock your doors! That includes the backseat of a paddy wagon! Unfortunately for the Russian Police, they must have assumed that the next guy would take care of that crucial step. Alas, the one that got away..

Technically, this qualifies as a DUI. While getting his wisdom teeth removed, this driving fan kicks his imaginary car into overdrive, accompanying his pedal and gear motions with amusing engine sounds. His YouTube username is CarAficionado24.

Would you like to hear the worst auto-tune ever? Tom O'C recorded this gem, and it's matched up to a slide-show of pictures of him in his office, with his ladies, and in his Benz. He's taken down his website.

It's finally here: The snow is falling all along the East Coast and people are losing their minds! How will you survive the Snowpocalypse? Let us know in the comments.

This guy probably isn't homeless, and say what you want about his clothes; there's no doubt he can play the drums. Using sounds not found on a kit - like sliding a bucket - he effortlessly plays seamless, rockin' beats.

Agents from the Drug Enforcement Administration yesterday crushed the New Year's Eve plans of many New Yorkers when they busted two men who arrived on a flight from Puerto Rico with 92 pounds of cocaine in their luggage. Bummer. [NYP]

The Crazies were right! Barack Obama's "death panels" will go into effect on January 1.

Yoko Ono, in an interview with the Daily Mail, said for the millionth time that no, she didn't break up the Beatles. She also said John Lennon would "love" Facebook, Twitter and Lady Gaga. Oh, Yoko.

84-year-old Hugh Hefner is getting married to 24-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris and, according to the old man's Twitter account: "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory." So that basically means it's the happiest Christmas since last Christmas, right?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills featuring six of 90210's finest Botoxed beauties has achieved the highest ratings ever for the series, here's why.

Nice guy Diddy is buying a model some new hair. Lil Wayne will do anything for love. Prince William and Kate Middleton spent Christmas apart. Does Courtney Cox really want David Arquette back? Post-Christmas Gossip Roundup is feeling generous.

This will melt your heart. Even as the kids get older, they pay heed to tradition, scooting down step by step to greet their father on Christmas morning. From 1985-2009. Video put together by the kid (grownup).

Time can be rewritten. So can 19th-century morality tales! Tonight's Doctor Who Christmas special—a time-honored (honoured?) British tradition—was the best re-imagining of a Dickens classic not involving the Muppets. Let's take another look at it!

Oh my god cringe city. CRINGE CITY. These girls changed the lyrics from the trashy sin-celebrating "Tik Tok" to something more god-appeasing. But it's not okay. NOBODY IS AMUSED. Awkward, inappropriate teen sinners inside.

Lewis Black rants about Christmas taking over Halloween, and the problem with candy corn. We completely agree with the candy corn sentiment.

We already know that James Franco thinks we're all idiots. But what about his grandmother? In this Christmas video, Franco and Granny discuss his new movie, 127 Hours, before she gives her opinion of those too afraid to watch it.

After enduring dozens of grueling hours with your relatives this holiday season, you may need to go to the bar for a drink. This poses its own challenges: navigating the impromptu high school reunion that occurs therein.

The stuntman who was severely injured during the Spider-man broadway show is walking again