The greatest literary mind of our generation, Jersey Shore heffalump Snooki, releases her first novel A Shore Thing tomorrow. The highlights are just as typically horrible as you could possibly imagine.

King apparently asks this difficult adult question to students K-12, just in case any of those five-year-olds are considering baby murder anytime soon. And if one of them responds with the typical psychobabble about "trimesters," he compares abortion to the similarly sunny issue of school shootings:

Watch as a pug takes on a volleyball a little bit too close to a pool.

In lieu of Paula's new dance competition/reality show's debut later this week, the singer appeared on Sunday Morning to clarify some things. Among them: she's not crazy, not on drugs, just "goofy," and has "never been drunk in my life."

It's always fun to watch reporters get owned on camera. Here a reporter from Madrid attempts to sled down a hill but has some issues letting go of her microphone.

Watch as two girls easily climb to the top of the wall separating the U.S. from Mexico in only 18 seconds in their first try.

2010 was a great year for Lady Gaga, and a great year for magazines that put her on the cover, with L.G. issues selling higher than usual. But which celebs can't move a mag to save their lives?

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Kim Kardashian's music career is actually happening, and she's as confused as you are. "I didn't mean to, but I did this song," she explained at the debut performance of "Turn It Up." Earlier that day, she shot the video.

A passenger was removed from a Boston-to-Washington flight today. His carry-on luggage was "allegedly making odd noises." Uh.

Bitchy silver fox John Roberts, until recently host of CNN's American Morning, will leave the world of strained objectivity behind for right-wing insanity parlor Fox News, where he'll serve as senior national correspondent. Enjoy clipping Roger Ailes' toenails, new guy!

Did Rudy Giuliani, Tom Ridge, John Bolton, and a bunch of other neocons really attend a rally in support of a communist Saddam Hussein-loving terrorist organization last month? Yes! Is that really a crime? Yes!

For anyone who has ever traveled and had to bring along a nice suit jacket, this video is for you. Here is a demo on how to easily pack a nice jacket into a suitcase without it getting all wrinkled.

Now that True Grit is a bona fide smash hit, we can expect to see a lot more Westerns in the future. We cannot, however, expect to see a lot more Fockers movies. Those are probably done.

Former NYT star journalist turned journalistic disgrace turned Fox News pundit "Judy" Miller has an opinion on Wikileaks' Julian Assange: he is a "bad journalist!" And why is he a bad journalist, according to "Judy" Miller?

HBO's Boardwalk Empire may have had some narrative shortcomings, but it was truly a sight to behold. Check out this video that illustrates how the show achieved some of the show's incredible set pieces and executed Richard's war wound.

When he needs an ego boost, he goes into the gay neighborhood and lets the boys-who-like-boys hit on him. This reality star was raiding a Toys for Tots donation bin. Also, a slew of blind items revealed.

Mila Kunis faces an onslaught of obnoxious break-up rumors. David Arquette goes to rehab. Lindsay Lohan's court-ordered rehab ends. (And her freely chosen rehab begins.) Bieber and Selena make out on a yacht. Monday gossip abandons auld acquaintances.

Modern Family returns with all new episodes starting this Wednesday, January 5th. In this week's episode, Cameron and Mitchell discover an attractive stranger in their hot tub. See how they decide to handle it, inside.

The past year saw a rash of lawsuits against famous restaurateurs for pooling their employees' tips illegally. Now, New York has a new law governing how tips are shared. But will it just screw restaurant employees even more?