Atlanta coke rapper Gucci Mane, last seen being pepper sprayed by cops after fighting someone in a parking lot shortly after his latest jail stint, has been ordered to a "psychiatric and chemical dependency treatment facility." Get well soon, Mane.

So, that new house Lindsay Lohan is moving into? It's next door to ex-girlfriend and drink-throwing victim Samantha Ronson, who is "disgusted" and "pissed." How close can you move to your ex-girlfriend's house before you become a real estate stalker?

Could there possibly be a worse combination than zoo animals and laptops? Watch this video to find out.

Ryan Gosling sings the My Little Pony theme song and breaks hearts everywhere. Maybe he should team up with Christian Bale and release an album. We'd buy it!

Salman Taseer, the governor of Pakistan's most populous province, was assassinated by a member of his security detail today, reportedly because Taseer opposed killing blasphemers against Islam. The brazen murder of another non-Islamist politician edged Pakistan closer to chaos.

Last night's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! gave the viewer quite an easter egg: a fake promo for Josh Groban's new album, The Best Tweets of Kanye West, which features the singer performing songs set to the prolific rapper's musings.

Great news for America! Tax day will be moved back three days this year, to April 18.

A few years ago, Lipton Brisk Iced Tea ran all these commercials with claymation celebrities saying "that's brisk, baby!" Now, they're back, or at least one is: a 60 second recap of Machete, because why not and such.

Here's a redband (read: swears!) trailer for No Strings Attached, the fuckbuddies "romantic" comedy starring actress-of-the-moment Natalie Portman and actor-of-the-never Ashton Kutcher. And it looks terrible.

Courage theories! Sea drugs! Self-doubt conquering! Multi-species jet lag! True hair colors! The fattest place on earth! Dumb babies! And rovers that just won't quit! It's your Tuesday Science Watch, where we watch science—while "doing the robot," with words!

Jersey Shore's pouf-iest guidette appeared on the Tonight Show to promote her new book (sigh) and she proved to be entertaining. She spoke about her new boyfriend, new drink, and the time she was fired from the "Old Women's" department.

After the horror and misery of Snowmageddon, it's nice to see someone really enjoying themselves out in the New York streets - even if "enjoying themselves" means making everyone else feel uncomfortable.

Days after thousands of blackbirds died in Arkansas, 500 blackbirds and starlings fell out of the sky along a Louisiana highway about 300 miles south. There's still no explanation why this is happening—other than the Apocalypse is here.

We all know that the people who make the Bachelor don't have much shame, but last night they reached a new apex. In their attempt to market Brad as a sensitive hunk looking for love and redemption, they really scored.

House Republicans have set January 12 as the date for their first major legislative feat: repealing the new health care law. It will pass! And then Harry Reid won't bring it up for a Senate vote, the end.

Russian video-talk site Chatroulette has launched a new feature called "Skinsroulette." Contrary to what you might expect on the noted penis exhibition hub, Skinsroulette does not involve actual skin. Sadly, it also doesn't involve improvements to the Chatroulette core.

A slow clap for the writers that work on How I Met Your Mother. This episode tackled an array of tough subjects (being infertile, losing a parent) with a touching episode complete with a hidden message running through it.

Think the War on Christmas doesn't exist? How do you explain this? Health officials are warning people who went to mass on December 25 at a Long Island Church that they were exposed to hepatitis A during communion. Very sneaky!

In your disputatious Tuesday media column: the end of an era at the Village Voice, a settlement in San Francisco's alt-weekly war, 2010's final journalist death toll, and Judy Miller is still talking.

You've got to hand it to an actor when they oblige the public with an embarrassing internet meme created about them. Watch James Van Der Beek brilliantly advertise his own "Van Der Memes" in this latest Funny or Die video.