The new Republican House majority will be sworn in tomorrow, the start of the 112th Congress. Have you bought a dress yet? You'll want to look good as you watch tomorrow's events on John Boehner's Facebook, from your cubicle.

For reasons unknown (other than "I heard there was going to be break dancing" and "I got a lot of Christmas presents") Jimmy Kimmel wore a suit made of bubble wrap to Ellen's set today. See what (predictably) unfolds inside.

The Weinstein Co. is buying a 25% stake in Starz, putting lady-dragging Starz CEO Chris Albrecht and reporter-dragging monster Harvey Weinstein in business together. Good luck, kids!

The petition to save Yo Gabba Gabba, Spartacus: the facebook game, Lady Gaga's choreographer gets a reality show, Gwenyth Paltrow and Cee Lo will invade Saturday Night Live together, and all of the numbers from last night's episode of HIMYM.

The new white meat: horses.

A federal appeals court has asked the California Supreme Court to help answer a question about who has standing to fight same sex marriage in the courts.

Everyone has them: the actress who appears on screen and immediately creates a feeling of repulsion. You hate her vehemently, but can't explain why. Which actress tops your list, and just why does this phenomenon exist?

The cutest bunnies ever are here to melt your wintery hearts. Direct your eye to the lower left hand corner to catch a glimpse of an out of control bunny foot.

TONIGHT: We've got the series premiere of Paula Abdul's Live to Dance, the season premieres of The Biggest Loser: Couples, V, and Southland, new episodes of Millionaire Matchmaker, 16 & Pregnant, Fashion Show: Ultimate Collection, No Ordinary Family, and more!

South Carolina's proposed "coon hunters" license plate is not racist. The South Carolina State Coon Hunters Association just wants to celebrate shooting raccoons and "insure that our hunting privileges are not infringed upon," OK? [TPM, image via]

You won't have to wait until tonight to catch this painful spill from Paula Abdul's latest reality show Live to Dance. After the spill, she sputters, "I think I slammed my head" as a gigantic bruise appears on her forehead.

What were our most popular stories in 2010? How many people visited Gawker from India last year? Did 115,000 people really type "Anderson Cooper boyfriend" into Google and end up here? (Yes.) The Gawker 2010 number-crunching is complete.

The Way We Live Now: together, as a nation, bracing for the bitter winter that's descended upon us. Some of us are "bracing" in our pricey Manhattan condos; others are bracing against a brick wall. But we're all bracing, united.

Today at Gawker.TV, Gwenyth Paltrow gets her 90s groove on, The Bachelor returns, How I Met Your Mother's brilliant "bad news," Snooki talks getting fired and that other show the star of Lifetime's Craigslist Killer movie was in last night.

Congratulations to stew2460002 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

The year-in-television is off to an auspicious start, with last night's Craigslist Killer movie becoming Lifetime's fifth-highest rated film ever, and ABC Family's Pretty Little Liars landing in their all-time top-five. Bonus: TMZ on TV has been renewed until 2014!

Well, that was fast: Barely two months after a big redesign, MySpace is planning to lay off half its staff, according to news reports. So much for the flailing social network's supposed turnaround.

The lesson of this video—taken by a customer at KFC—is that one of the fast food chain's employees really, really, REALLY does not want to be recorded. And when he is recorded, he completely loses it. Watch inside.

[The first family is back in Washington following their vacation in Hawaii, a considerably better place that's far, far away from Mitch McConnell. Fancy-pantsed Michelle Obama clearly realizes how terrible a development this is. Image via AP.]

Forget the artful compositing that we get over here, in Japan 30 Rock's credit sequence is crazy. Actually, it's just a really long montage of wacky moments from the show and also a shot of Tina Fey strutting around.