A woman in Winnetka, Illinois received a terrifying cell phone call from her husband yesterday: though garbled, it sounded to her like he was being taken hostage. The SWAT team was called out. Whoops: it was a butt dial.

It would appear that a group of friends who tailgate together have dance offs together. Amazingly, the man in the hat keeps his cigarette in tact the whole time.

WABC weatherperson Heidi Jones will reportedly plead not guilty today to charges of filing a false sexual assault report.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The local tourism board of Britain's Suffolk County, in seeking to attract visitors, asked residents to vote for the county's greatest icon. The plan backfired when the singer of the metal band Cradle of Filth won by a landslide.

The New York Post's war on the Sanitation Department over the Snowpocalypse cleanup apparently worked: "I had one old guy throw a mini-snow blower at me because I plowed past his driveway," one sanitation worker told the Daily News.

In Pennsylvania you can now call someone an asshole without the fear of getting a ticket.

Hugo Chávez doesn't like Barack Obama's nomination for US Ambassador to Venezuela, Larry Palmer, who suggested that Chávez's administration is basically a drug cartel, so Palmer was rejected. But Chávez has a few suggestions — famous people who like him!

[Two polar bears fight at the Prague Zoo in the Czech Republic. Image via AP]

A group of scientists believe they've figured out the "root cause" (ha ha) of male pattern baldness. It's witchcraft! No, actually, it's stem cells. And if you want to get rich off a "cure" for baldness, you'd better get cracking.

A giant bluefin tuna was sold to wholesalers in Tokyo for a record $396,000. Want to know what it tastes like? Try one of the "up-market" sushi restaurants it'll be sold to. (Spoiler alert! It tastes like fish.)

Tonight Patti had a kooky plus-sized millionairess and a millionaire with commitment issues. While John was interesting, Robin stole the show with her hilarious comments and straight forward taste in men.

A Chicago woman called 911 and told the police her boyfriend was attacking her in an attempt "to scare him and have the police force him to marry her." Surprisingly, it didn't work, and now she's facing criminal charges.

Have any private text messages in your phone? Try not to get arrested! A California court just ruled that police can "search" your text messages without a warrant if you're arrested. LOL!

Poor President Obama! All of his besties are leaving the White House. Advisor David Axelrod and Press Secretary Robert Gibbs are likely leaving soon, Gibbs as early as Friday, at which point Obama may announce a new Chief of Staff.

As excited as we were about tonight's premiere, even we knew V had a lot to prove after a less than stellar first season. ABC promised a lot of changes to do just that. Let's see how they did!

The glassy midcentury house where Cameron Frye had one of film's greatest conniptions in the greatest playing-hooky story of our time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, is now on the market for $1.65 million.

Yesterday, the Republican National Committee held a debate between its prospective future chairpersons. As we pointed out, things didn't go too well! Tonight, Jon Stewart took the plethora of schadenfreude-filled content form the debacle and had at it. Watch inside.

Cliff sex! So alluring—yet so dangerous, as one young Australian woman found out early on New Year's Day. From her brother.

Looking for a way to prove how little you paid attention in math? The Mega Millions jackpot is now $355 million!