Jim Carrey is hosting SNL this weekend, not quite sure why. Maybe it has something to do with I Love You Philip Morris. Anyway, here are the episode's promos, which promise funny faces, wacky sounds and a beguiled audience. Indeed.

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Last year, the U.S. government banned "flavored" cigarettes. Since then, the real fight has raged on: whether to ban menthol cigarettes as well. The end of Newports? Can you imagine? The company that makes Newports says: that's racist!

In the year 2000, Rulon Gardner won the Olympic gold as a 286-pound class Greco-Roman wrestler. Over ten years later, he weighs in at 474 pounds and is currently pegged to win a reality weight-loss show. How did this happen?

The Vatican is teaming up with the Discovery Channel to create a show called The Exorcist Files based on historical Catholic exorcisms. That's just great. The church won't talk about priests abusing kids, but they'll talk about freeing demons.

What a conveniently timed little piece of PR this is: the cast of HIMYM talking about how much they love the show. It's got laughs and earnest talk and you just know CBS forced it in response to Monday's episode.

Midway through Dave's monologue, a slew of dead birds fell from the sky. Of course, the birds were fake and likely tossed from above by a lowly Late Show page, but it's nice to see Letterman mock Earth's impending doom.

Yesterday Ted Williams became an overnight internet sensation for being the homeless man with the golden radio voice. Here he is in his first television interview along with a list of offers he's received since his new found fame.

According to a new survey done by U.S. News & World Report, people under 30 have watched the current financial horrorshow unfold and have taken lessons from you idiots. Namely, they're going to pay down debt and save their money.

Wheat Thins do not want to be called "crackers." We can sympathize.

Before reality TV, she made her money in a brothel. This celebrity couple isn't legally married, and this tween star just broke up with her older costar. She wasn't charging, but he might pay for bedding someone so young.

In this parody from College Humor a mom is forced to chose which orphans to adopt. Let's just hope we didn't give the producers of Bridalplasty any new ideas.

The most saccharine couple ever to grace a celebrity glossy breaks up. Palm Desert police say Lindsay Lohan violated her probation. Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp are dating. Kelli Pickler is married. Wednesday gossip is a Taylor Swift break-up ballad.

Recent laws have limited what fees banks are allowed to charge for certain services. So naturally, banks are dreaming up an entirely new set of fees on other services to make up for it. Below, a quick guide.

Robert Gibbs, the nation's highest-paid kindergarten teacher, will resign in February, the New York Times reports. He says he'll continue to advise Obama and intends to get working on his 2012 re-election campaign.

A Florida woman curses the loathsome village-state for not serving her Smirnoff Ice, raising her son poorly, and electing Satan as its ruler.

Days before Christmas, Weezer's frontman recorded a solo of The Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" and uploaded it himself to YouTube channel RiversCuomoAlone. Weeks later, it surfaced from the bowels of the internet for us to watch. Enjoy!

Watch as this kitten looks as though it's just seen the ghost of kittens past.

In a scene that looks straight out of Anchorman, here is footage of two local news anchors performing a two minute ritualistic series of high fives, fist bumps and other wacky moves during a two minute commercial break.