Here's Hannibal's stand-up bit from Friday's Late Show about the "Pickle Situation" at his apartment. Really, it's a story about the different variables relating to dipping your fingers in pickle juice and flicking it onto a sandwich for flavor.

[French President Nicolas Sarkozy reminds us of one of the taunting Gauls from that Monty Python sketch when getting all up in President Obama's grill at the White House today. Like Barack doesn't have enough going on. Image via Getty]

As of today, you can no longer avoid Facebook's new profile design; the social network is forcing everyone to upgrade. This means, in many cases, that others can put embarrassing pictures on top of your profile unless you change things.

Say what you will about the human race, this fan-made video for NASA reassuringly asks us to never stop dreaming. Prepare yourself for jaw-dropping landscape shots, the smooth narrative voice of Carl Sagan, and perhaps a tear or two.

Today we looked at a guy who really, really wants a Walmart to open in New York City. Though as one commenter warned us, Walmarts in densely populated areas can devolve into hellish misery dens.

It's been two days since Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and more than a dozen others were shot in Arizona by Jared Lee Loughner. Here's a round-up of some of the news that's come out on the first workday since the incident.

When your dad is a drunk and your mother has taken off, life could potentially be a disaster. At least that's the way Showtime portrays the insane family on the UK turned American adaptation of their new show, Shameless.

Chely Wright, the country singer who came out on Cinco de Gayo, says that since that day her album sales have dropped by half and she's received death threats. Guess the announcement wasn't the career boost some thought it was.

The Way We Live Now: going from poor...to profitable! If we're going to be sitting around being poor anyhow, why just waste time twiddling our thumbs? Get to know the poor subculture. Online begging! Bail bond harassment! And much more!

No second season for Sarah Palin's Alaska, Jessica Walters heads to The Big Bang Theory, Broadway's Wicked heads to and what's new on TV tonight.

New York is about to get six to twelve inches of snow tomorrow. Don't worry, New Yorkers, you're going to make it through this. Here's how you should act before the white stuff starts falling.

Here's a 30-second video of three really, really, REALLY cute kitty cats sitting still for their owner. Oh, also: the aforementioned owner spends the 30 seconds stacking oranges on top of the cat's cute little paws. BAWWWWW, amirite? Watch inside.

A line in this acoustic Facebook ode nicely sums up our feelings about the monster social network: "Oh, it would be sublime/If I could erase you/Without being disconnected from society." The tune has officially begun to go viral.

The canceled miniseries may have been canceled due to family pressure. Also today: Glee will not be saluting Justin Bieber, your favorite shows have been renewed, and Wicked heads to the small screen. No, not that Wicked. Not really.

This is what Glenn Beck's web site looks like, thanks to a combination of blind sanctimony and a rotating image generator that includes this picture. [via]

Last night, NBC rolled out two hours of its new superhero show the Cape, about an ex-cop forced to put on a mask and fight a supervillain. In a world of superhero movies, how does it stack up?

This weekend, I came across "Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior" by Amy Chua. Since I have a Chinese mother, I assembled my face into a self-righteous smirk and began to read. But—woe is me!—my Chinese mother's a fraud.

Here's a video of the Heinz Automato ketchup-dispensing robot, which was built—we assume—for some sort of challenge. The goal? Dispense ketchup on six items in 30 seconds. How did the robot do? Uh... not so great. Watch inside.

Congratulations to MicMutt for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Matt LeBlanc returns to TV with Episodes, SNL's ode to poor New Yorkers, Bob's Burgers, unfortunate cell phone timing, and Peter Griffin's mind explodes into Madonna's "Ray of Light" after trying Red Bull for the first time.