No, it's not just your three friends from college and your ex-girlfriend and your cousin and those guys who used to be in your band: all the kids these days are moving to Austin, Texas. I heard Austin's cool, yeah.

America is healing: Arizona Rep. Ben Quayle will ride Air Force One with the "worst president in history."

On top of being a terrible singer and the ruin of American Idol, Jennifer Lopez is a crappy tipper, too.

Lisa Kudrow instead of Julie Bowen as Claire Dunphy? Craig T. Nelson instead of Ed O'Neil? Andy Richter and Buster Bluth as the resident gay couple?! This leaked casting wish-list from Modern Family's beginning stages is funny by itself.

Check out the hot new trend sweeping posh Manhattan restaurants: Eating your meal, then running away before you pay the check! "Theft of service" was up 20 percent last year, and the people doing it weren't just poor jerks.

Just how far away do you need to set a video camera from a small wooden house loaded dynamite? Apparently farther than this.

Colbert was having trouble deciding his votes for the Grammys, saying things like "The Arcade Fire? Ehh, they went on the Daily Show, f*ck em." Then he invited The Black Keys and Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig for a sell-out off!

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

The NYPD shot and killed a record low eight people last year. Good.

What did Jared Lee Loughner talk about in his online video game forums? Violent, angry things, of course, under the names Heroin, XTC and Erad.

A Canadian couple is vowing to name their baby—due in three weeks—after the person who returns their dog. She was possibly snatched from the couple's backyard. Let's hope they keep a better eye on the baby.

This man gets really meta on a late-night fast food run as he creates a fascinating impersonation of not one, but three characters that are in no way related to one another. Very creepy.

Did you know that in addition to following Gawker on Facebook, you can follow individual Gawker staffers on Facebook, too? You can!

Hollywood's resident madman Nicolas Cage went on a property buying spree in the 2000s, only to find out that, oops, he couldn't afford all those houses. This is one of those places, an $8.9 million palace in America's grossest city.

How much do you think Al Roker hates his co-hosts during this broadcast? He's stuck in Boston during a storm that's still going strong. When he goes live, Natalie and Matt can't stop giggling about the bells in the background.

Chet Hanks is the son of actor Tom Hanks. He attends Northwestern University. Chet Haze is "an up and coming MC...Born and raised on the West Side of the Westside's main city LA." Yes, he has a new Northwestern-themed single.

Bad news: York Prep principal Chris Durnford has been fired for having an affair with an 18-year-old ex-student. While he was married. To the fancy daughter of his fancy prep school's fancy founders. Upper West Side scandal-o-meter: off the charts.

Watch this possibly fake Russian man ride a fire extinguisher to work. If nothing else, this video makes it pretty clear that 2011 will be the year we finally get the jet pack up and running.

These futuristic cereal boxes use metallic-ink-based circuitry to light up and animate the packaging. They can even communicate with nearby hand-held devices to let stores know if the cereal has been expired. If these don't get your attention nothing will.

If you're planning on streaking a tennis match make sure the court isn't surrounded by glass first.