If a night out in West Hollywood doesn't make someone queer, then what does? This conservative show host is having an affair, and this actor is about to get married so no one knows how much he likes West Hollywood.

Aaron Titus, a father of five in suburban Maryland, is the newest folk hero for our modern age of mild technological annoyances! Earlier this week, the school district awoke him with a 4:30 a.m. robocall. Two can play that game.

Two thieves dressed as women were apprehended while trying to leave a Home Depot with stolen merchandise. They proceeded to mace the employee's and took off. And you thought your retail job was terrible.

In today's age of The Internet, we have all cultivated our very own and very personal internet-navigating routines. So watching over someone's shoulder as they clumsily fumble around cyberspace can be a truly excruciating experience indeed.

To no one's surprise, Bill Nye the Science Guy again proves himself to be the greatest scientific mind of our time. Watch as he explains the zodiac shift...6 years before the rest of the world got wind of it.

Is it really a surprise that Sunny fans will shout "I will eat your baby, bitch!" to Kaitlin and hubby Rob McElehenny (Mack) when they're walking down the street with their actual baby. Is it horrible or is it fantastic?

Onetime Bad Boy rapper G. Dep pleaded not guilty yesterday to killing a man in 1993. That's just "procedural," since he walked into a police station and confessed to the crime last month, "likely...while under the influence of drugs." [WSJ]

Everything seemed so much easier when you were a little kid. Sigh. Watch a short video of this kid slide himself under a set of bleachers.

Bjorn van der Horst is a famous British chef who once co-owned a restaurant with Gordon Ramsay. But he's also been stiffing his ex-wife on child support. Now, he's sitting in a New York jail for it.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Two men arrested for drunkenly riding a horse and a mule in downtown Austin, Texas, won't be charged with DWI.

[After police killed dozens of protesters, Tunisian President Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali yesterday announced he would not seek another term in 2014. He's already "served" Tunisia for 23 years, and many want him gone immediately. Image via AP]

German sculptor Marcel Walldorf asked himself how female police officers relieve themselves while on duty. His artistic interpretation, "Petra," depicts a policewoman in full riot gear squatting and peeing. Some German cops aren't very happy about it.

Despite a confession and DNA evidence, nude housekeeper Thomas Cordero was acquitted yesterday of the 2001 murder of John Conley, who had hired Cordero on Rentboy.com to clean his Bronx home. Cordero said he'll find a new profession. [NYDN]

The USS Enterprise will soon offer video games and karaoke instead of raunchy videos for its crew.

Last November, Rep. Bob Filner (D - Cali.) was re-elected to Congress. The supporters of Tea Party-backed Republican Nick Popaditch sure were gracious in defeat, though! Except for when they screamed "Jew" at Filner and spat at him.

[Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg hanging out with his friends, Harlem Globetrotters Curly Neal and Hot Shot Branch. Later, with the assistance of Scooby Doo and the gang, Zuck and the Globetrotters solved the mystery of the haunted amusement park. via]

A hunter was shot by a fox in Belarus. Not, like, a sexy woman—an actual fox, that the hunter was trying to kill. I know, right?

In this episode of our favorite award-winning one hour drama Jersey Shore the castmates are all aflutter with drama. The Situation gets shafted by Vinny and Sammi alienates the last person in the house who actually tolerated her.

You know who didn't do too badly last year? Pirates, who hauled in an average $5.4 million per ransom.