Everyone’s favorite just-this-side-of-legal drug kingpin Martin Shkreli is very upset with Bernie Sanders after the presidential candidate declined a $2,700 donation Shkreli made in September and gave it to a Washington health clinic instead.

The New York Times has an extensive piece documenting the various, conflicting accounts of the beating death of Lucas Leonard at the cultish Word of Life church in Chadwicks, New York, on Monday.

A 20-year-old Ohio man already on electronic monitoring for a previous conviction for abduction-related charges allegedly lured a 14-year-old girl to his home, where he kept her against her will and repeatedly raped her over a period of months, reports the Associated Press.

When an American tank forced its way onto the grounds the Kunduz trauma hospital in Afghanistan destroyed in an airstrike earlier this month on Thursday, The Guardian reports, it may have destroyed evidence of potential war crimes.

Witnesses say a double suicide bomb attack killed dozens inside a mosque in Maiduguri, reports The Guardian. No one has yet claimed responsibility for the attack, but the report mentions that Boko Haram recently claimed responsibility for suicide attacks that killed 18 and injured another 41 outside Abuja.

Why do people go to hotels? Travel. Romance. Simultaneous construction on their first home and their summer home. And finally: To stay up all night in order to liveblog a ghost hunt on Gawker.com. Join me—please. I’m at the Algonquin. (You stay home.)

An Afghan man trying to make his way from Turkey into Bulgaria near the southeastern Bulgarian town of Sredets was shot and killed late on Thursday, Agence France-Presse reports.

Who is a good dog? Finally, we have the answer: Tillie. Tillie is a good dog.

Twenty six years after a terror attack brought down Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland, killing 270 people, prosecutors say they have identified two new, Libyan suspects in the bombing

Nissan the polar bear was on the last leg of a voyage from Moscow to the Yorkshire Wildlife Park in the United Kingdom when a small group of refugees looking for a lift happened upon him unexpectedly in the back of his truck, reports FOX News.

Certain members of Kosovo’s parliament are vehemently opposed to EU-backed deals the country’s government has made with Serbia and Montenegro. Fair enough. This opposition group has decided to interrupt business and force parliament to reconsider the deals, as members of the U.S. Senate might via the filibuster. Except this opposition group does not fuck around with words and novels and Mr. Smith Goes to Washington-type shit. These loonies are on to chemical weapons, now.

“In the most symbolically freighted sign of a peacemaking effort, City Hall has invited Mr. Bloomberg to participate in a tree-planting ceremony with Mr. de Blasio this month.” The photograph accompanying this story is really something else.

NYPD officer Michael Ackermann was convicted Thursday on a felony charge of of falsifying a record to justify the 2012 arrest of a New York Times photographer in the Bronx, the New York Times reports.

Police in Ohio say a spooky Halloween decoration of a dead woman hanging from a fence was actually a dead woman hanging from a fence. Her alleged killer is currently being held on a $2 million bond and holy shit this story is awful.

In 2008, the global economy collapsed. But ever since bottoming out in 2009, we’ve been on a gangbusters recovery. Is it all going to come to an end soon? See for yourself.

In 2011, the LAPD reported that 8,843 serious assaults had taken place in the city that year, down from 16,373 in 2005. A laudable achievement! If only any of it were true.

One brave mother is speaking out about the latest critical threat to American children’s “impressionable young minds.” I mean, of course, a shirt with two bees in ghost costumes, the caption “Boo Bees” emblazoned across the chest. Despite the obvious peril such a salacious garment presents to our nation’s little girls, the anonymous hero mom is being careful not to speak out too loudly, because she’s afraid Big Ang from Mob Wives might find out and have her whacked.

In news that will shock and upset literally tens of people between Greenpoint and Crown Heights, a prolific Islamist hacker entity by the name Abdellah Elmaghribi has defaced Adult Magazine, an online blog about graduate students having sex.

American special operations analysts were fully aware that the Afghan site bombed on Oct 3 was a hospital operated by Doctors Without Borders, according to a new report from The Associated Press. Those analysts reportedly knew about the hospital because they believed it was being used by a Pakistani to coordinate Taliban operations.

According to reports, a “former CIA agent” who frequently talked national security on Fox News was actually just an extremely talented con man with a penchant for scamming Fox News producers and government contractors alike.