The mighty Bay State, home of the fightin' Red Sox and gay divorces, has the smartest, and thus best, kids in the nation. According to standardized test scores at least. And we all know those are always completely reliable!

Stan and Francine participate in a free run—or really, parkour—with their new friends. Stan has quite a time keeping up with the young folk and their wacky hobbies.

While there won't be any official bipartisan seating during tomorrow's State of the Union, Congress members are free to sit across the aisle if they want to! So many are choosing to sit with "dates." Who will ask whom?

In your frostbitten Monday media column: Ed Schultz proclaims his independence, the Harper's union fight intensifies, major layoffs at the BBC, Mark Bittman's column changes places, and Col Allan communicates with subtlety.

Between ScarJo's "Bride of Frankenstein" look and Sandra Bullock's hair still having flat-iron lines in it, there was a lot to discuss when considering options for the Worst Dressed at the Globes. Catty round-table discussion—and a winner—inside!

Ben Sherwood, the newly minted and deeply hated president of ABC News, has launched an internal investigation into which one of his employees made that really mean video about him last month.

Earlier this month, Dice.com announced its Best Interview Ever Contest. The premise is simple: answer an "interview" question from Veronica Belmont and the best response wins $25,000 and a trip to New York to interview for real.

An appellate court has kicked ex-White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel off the ballot for Chicago mayor over residency requirements. Wow. He'd been leading in polls and fundraising, and his case will likely hit the Illinois Supreme Court now.

For what seemed like no reason whatsoever, Kanye West appeared in last night's big premiere of The Kardashian Sisters Have Another Show—and It's In Your City! Let's break down the new developments in the lives of the Kardashians.

This sportscaster, clearly never having seen an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air in his life, is clueless when Terry Crews and Anthony Anderson do the Carlton Dance with Carlton himself, Alfonso Ribeiro, at Friday's Raptors-Magic game.

A California entrepreneur has announced plans to sell Canna Cola, a soda laced with THC, in the state's medical marijuana dispensaries. In response, we're rushing our pot-themed Vitamin Water knockoff, Bong Water, into development.

After watching this video you're not going to believe that that this car swerved quickly enough to avoid death from an oncoming semi truck.

Pope Benedict tentatively praised social networking, steering Catholic doctrine toward support for online communication but also toward clucking at sensationalists and hating on fameballers.

The cinematography in this stunning commercial for Lurpak Butter makes one thing very clear: this butter could totally kicks Land O'Lakes' ass.

Here's depressing news from our nation's most depressing state. Residents of Flagler County, FL are eagerly awaiting the opening of a two-in-one Red Lobster/Olive Garden restaurant, hoping it will provide much needed jobs and revitalize a struggling community.

Eight percent of U.S. consumers would rather give up food than their cable, internet, or cell phone. Smart.

If you have ever dreamed of being on the cover of PC Magazine, then this parody of Travis Mccoy's "I want to be a Billionaire" is for you.

Forget Match.com or even JDate, if you want to find a real man go to SeaCaptainDate.com. Who wouldn't want to hold the salty, weather-beaten hand of a sea captain?

Friday's Ricky Gervais Show outed Ricky as an annoying cat person right before taking an exciting look into Steven Merchant's naked escapades at Carnival in Rio.

Elena Kagan's act of civic responsibility last week has been overshadowed already: Joe Biden is showing up for local jury selection, too, in Delaware today. Hopefully he makes the jury and shouts "That guy is SO guilty!" throughout the trial.