Never heard of Fockink? Here's a hint, it's pronounced exactly how you're hoping it is. Watch this commercial and join in a round of "Gin, Gin, Gin! Fockink!" The jingle is sure to become your new Saturday night anthem.

Plastic dinosaurs have the same problems as us: worries about alcoholism, corporate events, and eating too many nachos.

Scary video of a yellow cab exploding in Manhattan made the rounds yesterday. Here's a new video from the outer boroughs: Watch this cab get engulfed in Williamsburg on Wednesday due to the snow.

After a top-secret day of filming for the new Muppets movie, Emily Blunt wanted so badly to talk about the magical experince even though she couldn't. So why not do impressions of the Swedish Chef instead?

High-profile Wikileaks competitor Openleaks officially launched today. In a sign of what's to come, Openleaks' website was leaked to another secret-sharing website two days before its launch. It's leaks all the way down.

In your venturesome Friday media column: Jeff Zucker's rumored to have big plans, People StyleWatch is insanely successful, Demand Media's coming to buy your blog, and Mark Whitaker heads to CNN.

Today's View had Sherri trying out an exercise called the "superman banana." If you think it sounds crazy, wait until you see the faces she makes while doing it.

When watching Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, we're looking for new and exciting behavior. However there is one pattern that repeats constantly: Sammi and Ronnie breaking up. It happened again, this time with more violence!

When students at Washington University found out that grizzly cub Bristol Palin was getting paid $17,500 out of their activities fund to come speak about abstinence, they got upset. So, having learned from others' past mistakes, Palin pulled out.

Annie has convinced the study group to become the Greendale Anti-Drug players and they'll be putting on a play for 50 middle-schoolers. The play couldn't have gone worse if they tried, and culminated with the kids chanting "we love drugs!"

Things are moving quickly in Egypt today. Street protests have consumed Cairo and other major cities, and the army's been called out to quell them. A quick roundup of the latest news, below.

Related: Egypt on the Brink of Revolution [Photo via Getty]

With the festive music and cruel laughter, you could be distracted from this guy's obvious poverty or laziness. But this guy's bravery is admirable. Who needs insurance (or road safety) when you can improvise for free?

Give them credit: It's only January, but the new Republican-controlled House is already obnoxiously redefining "rape" in pieces of legislation. Under their plan, only abortions from "forcible rape" would be eligible for government funding, instead of the much simpler "rape."

On Parks and Recreation, the entire town was hit with a bout of influenza. No one—not even Rob Lowe's physically perfect body—was immune to the damage. At least Ron and Andy got some bonding time out of it!

[You put your sad shoe in, you take your sad shoe out, you have the DT's and you shake it all about. Then you chauffer grabs you so you don't go falling down—that's what it's all about!]

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On a road trip with the gang, Bernadette and Wolowitz were just finishing a charming rendition of "I Got You Babe" when they run into Bernadette's ex-boyfriend and man-god Rick Fox. Let the height envy begin.

While attempting to entertain commuters, a dancer misjudged the low height of the subway ceiling and smacked his head. It was probably karma for bringing a loud boombox onto a quiet subway car.

John Paulson, who runs his own hedge fund, made $4 billion in 2007, inspiring the book The Greatest Trade Ever. Time for another book. Last year, Paulson made $5 billion. To put that figure into perspective: that's insane. [WSJ]