24-year-old Juan Rodriguez, who was arrested for streaking at an Obama rally, was sentenced to two years' probation yesterday. He told the Philadelphia Daily News, "Philadelphia has a history of streaking." Rodriguez also got stiffed on the $1 million bounty.

Charlie Sheen cut a porn star $30,000 after she partied with him. Sheen also says he's fine. Demi Lovato returns from rehab, and Chris Brown wants to go to awards shows with Rhianna. Saturday Gossip Roundup!

Colbert feels annoyed, not overjoyed about the coming avalanche. But perhaps he's just paranoid? Watch him spit rhymes on Whose Line Is It Anyway? back in the day.

On last night's Real Time—during what amounted to a heated panel discussion—Bill Maher couldn't resist making comment on Michele Bachmann's bizarre post-State of the Union response. What was CNN thinking as Bachmann spoke/avoided eye contact? Maher provided captions.

Medical examiners say John Wheeler, the defense consultant found dead in a Delaware landfill, died from blunt force trauma.

In celebration of Uncle Scrooge's upcoming milestone (that being Issue 400 of the Uncle Scrooge comic book line) it seems appropriate to take a hard look at the most important cartoon in the Saturday Morning Cartoon tome, Ducktales.

Goldman Sachs chief Lloyd Blankfein got a nice raise over last year's salary of $600,000 to $2 million, for doing "God's work." With bonuses and stock holdings and other scams, Blankfein raked in $13.2 million last year. [DealBook]

Louis C.K. thinks you're raising your children wrong. According to him, most parents act like "consumers" of their children who need to call customer service when their kids play too many video games.

[Yesterday's snow has now melted into puddles of brown nastiness on the streets of New York. Can we talk about something other than snow now? Image via AP]

Charlie Sheen's coke-fueled evening with a porn star and subsequent trip to the hospital has earned him another stint in rehab. He checked into an undisclosed facility earlier today and Two and a Half Men is now on hiatus.

While it may not actually be a real event, this commercial for an all-night kitten sale makes me wish it were. Buy one kitten, get 5 free—you can't pass up a deal like that!

Celebrate the last weekend of January by taking yourself to see a movie. You can choose from an East LA riches to rags tale, a depressing thing about Berlin, another Anthony Hopkins head-scratcher, and guns. Lots and lots of guns.

The notorious tea party-backing, climate change-denying Koch brothers are hosting their semiannual secret meeting of 200 rich and powerful people this year in Palm Springs. There they will plot global domination and compare yachts. And no tweeting allowed!

Trailer Addict gives us a step-by-step breakdown of the special effects used in Black Swan. What, you didn't think that Natalie Portman actually grew quills on her skin, did you?

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak just addressed his country and was not offering much. He says he has no plans to resign. His only concession to protesters? He'll break up his government and personally appoint a new one tomorrow. Gee, thanks.

We've seen the zombie-like promo shots, but here's the full trailer in all of its glory. Katie Couric looks right at home with the William McKinley High kids—except for Sue Sylvester shouting "I hate you, Diane Sawyer!"

Today we learned that lots and lots of Sarah Palin's emails are going to be made public soon, sparking much speculation about just what these emails might say. For our money, one commenter got it exactly right.

Now that Comcast is officially taking over NBC Universal today, the cable company has unveiled a horrible new logo for the famed broadcaster. The response hasn't been too kind. But we know you can come up with something better!

America doesn't have a lack of pretty British actors invading their industry and taking away jobs! But I guess it's fine if you have a body like that. Watch as he takes off his shirt and drives everyone nuts.

Rep. Dennis Kucinich has settled his case against the Longworth House Office Building cafeteria, which sold him a "dangerous" olive pit-filled sandwich in 2008 that destroyed his teeth. Kucinich announced the settlement with a gross statement this afternoon.