During host Jesse Eisenberg's monologue on tonight's Saturday Night Live, the Social Network star was surprised on stage by Andy Samberg-as-Mark Zuckerberg. But that wasn't all—shortly thereafter, the *real* Mark Zuckerberg showed up... and it was incredibly awkward!

Anthony Jeselnik discusses his relationship with his father, his grandmother's last hours and his sister's creative arrest.

Everyone from the Muslim Brotherhood, to labor unions, to Wikileaks are being credited for contributing to Egypt's uprising. But what about hardcore soccer fans? These guys are better at tangling with cops than just about anyone.

One of the most successful upstarts in hip-hop is Atlanta's Waka Flocka Flame. Tupac's classic "Hit 'Em Up" famously bashed Biggie and his east-coast friends. So why not mash them up, and add a little Obama flavor?

Hey, a guy who is in charge of running our country doesn't understand basic scientific facts: "I don't believe that a creature crawled out of the sea and became a human," said Georgia Rep. Jack Kingston Friday. Oh boy.

[A man works on a snow sculpture named "Marco" at the 21st Annual International Snow Sculpture Championships in Breckenridge, Colorado. Contestants have 62 hours to complete their sculptures. Image via AP]

Looters who broke into Cairo's Egyptian Museum ripped the heads off two mummies before they were caught. Finally, late-night comics have an angle on the Egyptian protests for their monologues!

You know what's harsh? Getting expelled from the Air Force Academy for smoking fake weed.

This is neat: Matador Records released these three songs performed by Interpol at Music Hall of Williamsburg at the same time the band starts out on a new tour. How can this be made even better? Have Fred Armisen host.

Accuweather.com is already sounding the alarm about next week's "Groundhog Day Storm" that could affect "more than 100 million people… from the Rockies to the Plains, South, Midwest and Northeast." Sounds scary! But not nearly as scary as their maps.

Taco Bell is facing a class action suit over claims that the company's taco meat is only 36% actual beef, along with "extenders" and other crap. The company has now taken out a "snarky" ad to defend its Secret Recipe.

Recently, Nick Offerman stopped by the Martha Stewart Show to talk about wood. Nothing sexual (perverts!) but about his beloved hobby of woodworking. Discovering how truly manly Offerman is in real life makes Ron Swanson that much more masculine.

Bhutan has some of the toughest anti-smoking laws in the world, and police can now enter homes if they even smell tobacco. And last week, police arrested the first person under the new law: A Buddhist monk.

Although it never quite got the attention of Zach Galifianakis' Between Two Ferns, Michael Showalter's interview show is just as hilarious. Although Andy Samberg was a relative unknown in these days, his absurdist humor definitely shows.

HBO just ordered a pilot from Social Network writer and West Wing creator Aaron Sorkin for a behind-the-scenes drama about cable news. Sorkin shadowed MNSBC's Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews as research. Half the action will take place on Twitter.

When an ambulance EMT asks if you live alone and if they can call you, be afraid.

Porn stars love Twitter: They chat with fans, tweet Amazon wish lists so their fans can buy them presents, tweet NSFW pictures of partying with Charlie Sheen. But porn stars do not like Facebook, because Facebook doesn't like them.

Want to catch up on the week's most popular web videos? From the greatest miniature gold shot of all time to an adorable Wisconsin man who adopts a cat who lives in a tree, our top picks inside.

Because it's Saturday, here is a guy getting swarmed by monkeys. We have no further information on the monkey swarm, except that it looks really fun. Maybe this will be the hot new toy this Christmas: A monkey swarm?

Since Tuesday, Egypt has been in a state of open revolt with protesters taking over the streets of Cairo and other cities and towns demanding the removal of a defiant President Hosni Mubarak. Here's a roundup of the latest reports.