CNN's Anderson Cooper and his camera crew were attacked and repeatedly punched by pro-government forces near Tahrir Square in Cairo today. [Updated with video]

Renato Seabra (pictured), the Portuguese model who confessed to attacking, stabbing, bludgeoning, and castrating his companion, fashion journalist Carlos Castro, in order to "get rid of demons," is pleading not guilty. His optimistic attorney promises "a vigorous defense." [Photo via]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Ashraf Khalil explains the complicated relationship between some Egyptians and Hosni Mubarak.

According to the state the Mississippi, guess who's stiffing victims of the Gulf oil spill? The state's Attorney General wrote yesterday that thanks to "sweeping deficiencies and violations of law," BP is allegedly "underpaying" legitimate claims. Surprised? [Bloomberg]

[A month-old Abyssinian Colobus cries in Japan's Nogeyama Zoological Gardens. Image via AP]

A New Jersey man is in critical condition after being bitten by his new pet, an albino Monocled Cobra, which he purchased over the weekend along with a rattlesnake and a copperhead. He thought the venom sacs had been removed.

If your boss thinks a vibrator is an appropriate birthday gift, it's probably time to quit.

Egypt! It's so complicated. Is it a popular democratic uprising? Or is it a collusion between the Muslim Brotherhood and Bill Ayers in the hopes of instating global Sharia law? Or is it just a sign of the Muslim antichrist?

[A Kansas City Scout sign warns motorists along I-70 near Kansas City, Mo. on Tuesday. I-70 was closed from Kansas City to St. Louis because of heavy snow. Image via AP]

Ali Abdullah Saleh, the longtime President of Yemen, has said he won't try to extend his term or put his son in power, according to Reuters. A large "Day of Rage" protest aimed at Saleh's government is planned for Wednesday.

According to a new Wikileaks document released to The Telegraph, the FBI is still looking for at least four men it believes were connected with the 9/11 attacks—and who may have even been intended participants.

[Actresses Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester at the Soho Apple Store in New York City. Image via Getty]

On tonight's Conan, Parks and Recreation's Nick Offerman delighted audiences with much more than his clean-shaven face.

This video is just, like, the epitome of WTF. Where do I begin? First of all, what the hell is that thing screaming in the background? Is it a goose? I don't know. And that fox licking the window? Wat?

Tonight Tosh went all American with his Web Redemption of Natalie Gilbert; the girl who forgot the words to the National Anthem at an NBA game in 2003, and finished it with the help of Mo Cheeks.

Getting hit with that massive snow and ice storm? At least you're not waiting for a "catastrophic" cyclone in Queensland! As Premier Anna Bligh says, "This is 24 hours of quite terrifying winds... people need to be preparing themselves mentally."

Tonight, Jon Stewart confronted the conflicting view of many conservatives that America is both 1) the greatest country ever and 2) in deep trouble/not as good as many other countries. They're political hypochondriacs! (Glenn Beck is the worst of them.)

Thought you had seen every parody of the Old Spice commercial? Think again! This Facebook related parody will shame every status you have ever posted. Warning: following these instructions will make you look like an pompous twat.