Denny's is spending $60 million to get people to call it a "diner." We'd call it "greasy" for free.

By now we can all agree that Angry Birds may just be the most popular game ever released for the iPhone. But wouldn't you rather flick Larry Bird's head into a block that will then squish teeny tiny Magic Johnson's?

Rupert Murdoch and his team at News Corp., plus third-string Apple executive Eddy Cue, just unveiled the much-hyped iPad newspaper, The Daily, in New York. It's got video, big pictures, embedded Twitter, and updates that "break in" to the app.

[Reality TV star Whitney Port leaving a New York Barnes & Nobles, where she was promoting a new book. Attention Pulitzer committee! Photo via Splash]

Dr. Jörg Gerlach's miraculous skin cell gun—like "something out of Star Wars"—repairs the charred skin of burn victims like never before by "spray painting" a water solution of the patient's own stem cells directly onto affected areas.

Whenever there's a major snowstorm nowadays, dingbats nationwide spew some variation of, "Some global warming this is, Al Gore." And what happens when Gore actually responds with simple explanations? They revert to "Al Gore invented the internet" jokes. Exciting times!

While this kid's ability to point and remember random words is pretty impressive, the genuine interest he seems to show in identifying chemicals on a place-mat is far more interesting. Prodigy Alert!

Fox News science columnist Gene Koprowski has a long history of standing up against this "global warming" foolishness. Today, he's seeking sources to to explain the "ridiculousness" of the idea of global warming causing snow. Can you imagine?

Renowned performance artist and maverick sculptor Chris Burden has almost finished this magnet-driven masterpiece, and it's already been sold for "millions of dollars." Is this brilliantly advanced social commentary, or just a toy for grown-up boys?

Al Roker sat down to interview Isaiah Mustafa regarding his recent addition to TheGrio's Top 100, "History Makers in the Making." The prestigious list honors African-Americans doing exactly that: making history.

There are 11.2 million illegal immigrants in America, same as last year. You fail, Arizona.

In honor of today's holiday, here is a compilation of all the Ned Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky) moments from the classic Bill Murray comedy. You remember Ned Ryerson?

Rihanna celebrates looking sexy in a leaked sexting picture. Lindsay Lohan wears a shoplifted necklace. Mariah Carey is expecting twins. Wednesday's gossip roundup is comfortable with its body.

Last November, the Washington City Paper's Dave McKenna wrote an excellent takedown of Redskins owner and well-known bastard Dan Snyder. It was a textbook example of killing a subject with simple facts. Now, proving its accuracy: Snyder demands McKenna's firing.

His mansion is apparently packed full of junk. These co-stars were snorting lines at an awards show, this reality star is addicted to pills, this actor is a drunk, and this actress can't stop the laxatives. Everyone's addicted to something!

Our quest of spotting "Pauly D. With Normal Hair" began in an outtake from season 2 of Jersey Shore. Now, we're lucky to see the sight again—this time, in the form of a commercial for Justin Bieber's movie.

ESPN's resident tomboy and pop culture addict Michelle Beadle bumbles her way through parodies of four legendary Super Bowl commercials — the E-Trade baby, the Budweiser frogs, Betty White, and Mean Joe Greene — in this clip from Tuesday's SportsNation.

As predicted, total Wall Street pay in 2010 rose to its highest level in history: $135 billion. Income as a percentage of revenue was up, as was average compensation per employee. They couldn't have done it without you, America. [WSJ]

After spending the entire night partying and coming home with hickies from her new love interest, Kieffer, Jenelle is totally not hungover.

There are some burglars so skilled that they leave no clue behind. This man is not one of them.