Victoria Beckham's iPhone Background: Naked Picture of Her Husband
Maureen O'Connor · 02/09/11 01:12PMKevin Nealon Does His Impression of Celebrities Walking
Whitney Jefferson · 02/09/11 01:10PMAnd to think that we didn't even know that there was such a thing as a celebrity walking impression. He's definitely got that Larry David walk down, though!
At the CIA, Accidentally Kidnapping and Torturing an Innocent Guy Earns You a Promotion
John Cook · 02/09/11 01:09PM
The Associated Press' Adam Goldman and Matt Apuzzo have a breathtaking-but-sadly-unsurprising story detailing the CIA's habit of promoting the very people responsible for the Agency's most spectacular fuck-ups. The analyst responsible for illegally abducting, drugging, sodomizing, and beating a completely innocent man because she thought he was someone else? She's running the hunt for bin Laden now. The guy who let a prisoner freeze to death in Afghanistan? He oversees spying operations in the Middle East.
Glee Delivers a Surprisingly Cohesive Valentine's Gift
Madeleine Davies · 02/09/11 01:00PMLast night's episode of Glee, entitled "Silly Love Songs" was all about that finicky organ known as the human heart. Yes, Valentine's Day has come to McKinley High and the Gleeks are finding themselves falling in and out of love quicker than Sue Sylvester fires insults.
Watch Bill O’Reilly Interrupt President Obama 48 times During Super Bowl Interview
Richard Blakeley · 02/09/11 12:55PMCollapse of Community Colleges Just Fine With Community College Students
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/11 12:50PM
Since the days of the Founding Fathers, the American promise to its students has been: we'll warehouse you in crappy schools for twelve years, and then send you to the local community college, to get an associate's degree in "business services" or some other synonym for secretarial work and/ or air conditioning repair work.
Ted Williams Eloquently Discusses His Rise to Fame and the Road to Recovery
Leah Beckmann · 02/09/11 12:40PMNew Japanese Toy Turns Your Body Into Musical Instrument
Marie Bardi · 02/09/11 12:25PMThe Ningen Gakki - this awesome new toy from Japanese company Takara Tomy - encourages you to hit your friends for the sake of making music. Slapping someone has never sounded so sweet!
Sen. Jim Webb Is Retiring
Jim Newell · 02/09/11 12:17PMGirl in Pigtails Throws a Mean Head Slap
Lauren Soroken · 02/09/11 12:15PMThis girl is the baddest bully to ever wear pigtails and a pink sweater. Watch as she slaps the other girl and then continues prancing about the living room as if her abused companion isn't sobbing.
Teen Mom 2: No Tears For The Wicked
Jessica Poolt · 02/09/11 12:10PMIt's a shame we must constantly focus our attention on someone so shamelessly unaware of their own vileness but Jenelle's drama, like an annoying cloud made of angst and selfishness, has once again overshadowed the storylines of our other moms.
Stubborn Pug Sits on Cat Bed and Refuses to Budge
Preksha Kumar · 02/09/11 11:55AMFile this under 'Pug of War'. Puns aside, adorable animal clips should always have upbeat, quirky instrumental tracks.
Winklevii Twins Think The Social Network Made Them Look Good, Piers Morgan Awkwardly Disagrees
Ajay Mehta · 02/09/11 11:40AMOn CNN last night, the infamous Harvard rowers that sued Mark Zuckerberg for stealing Facebook were taken down a notch by Piers Morgan. You should sympathize. How would you feel if you were forced to "watch your own death"?
Michelle Obama Talks About Keeping the Romance Alive in the White House
Leah Beckmann · 02/09/11 11:25AMThe First Lady stopped by Regis and Kelly in honor of their ten-year anniversary episode . Elegant, poised, and flawlessly dressed as always, Michelle Obama talks about Barack as a romantic and what she'd like for Valentine's Day.
Paper Airplanes From Space Recovered From South Africa
Lauren Soroken · 02/09/11 11:20AMProject Space Plane released paper airplanes outfitted with secret message memory cards from space and now they've recovered some from places like South Africa and California.
Lindsay Lohan Will Turn Herself in for Felony Grand Theft Today
Maureen O'Connor · 02/09/11 11:14AMScreaming Baggage Handler Narrowly Escapes Becoming a Popsicle
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/11 11:07AM
A US Airways flight from DC to Hartford was all set to take off Monday when—hey, do you hear a sort of muffled, thumping, screaming sound? Yes. Yes, definitely. The passengers did in fact hear that sound. It was a baggage handler who'd been locked in the cargo hold under the plane, by one of his colleagues, by accident. Whoops! Could be a very tense situation at the workplace, after that. The baggage handler got out though, and was fine (physically). The plane got off on time! It could have been worse.
Monkey in Girl's Mask is Ready to Take Your Order
Leah Beckmann · 02/09/11 11:05AMThis restaurant is all monkey business. And also, this server won't stop monkeying around at this restaurant in Japan. Whichever the monkey joke you prefer, this mask-wearing waitress is a monkey.



