Here's your daily dose of KLG and Hoda-woman! In this clip, the pair discuss the winners of last night's Grammy Awards, while flubbing the name of The Arcade Fire and dissing Esperanza Spalding. Someone should direct them to this site.

If you're in a committed relationship, you'll need to observe Valentine's Day in one way or another. The problem is that there are few suitable gifts for the romantic holiday and each one carries with it a certain connotation. Be careful what you choose, because it says a lot about you.

This man demonstrates what happens to a one gallon water jug when shot at point-blank range by a couple different types of guns and bullets. You don't want to mess around with this guy.

Republican tribal god Rep. Ron Paul hit the television circuit this morning to celebrate his big straw poll win at this weekend's insane Conservative Political Action Conference. How does Paul feel now, knowing that Republican voters want him to be president, at least according to this straw poll for which he bused in hundreds of supporters? He's flattered as always. Such a humble man, that Doctor Congressman Ron Paul.

About 26.5 million people tuned into see just which way Lady Gaga was born at the Grammys last night. That's the show's largest audience since 2001. That also means a record number of people saw Justin Bieber lose. Perfect!

If only someone had warned this poor sap about proposing in public, then maybe everyone at Cinnabon could have been spared from a very uncomfortable rendition of "Sweet Caroline" and an even more uncomfortable rejection.

In Sunday's New York Times, two film critics claimed mentioned only seven black Oscar winners in a piece about the scarcity of black actors who have won Academy Awards—when in reality, there were fifteen.

First they start rocking 80's post-modern hair and now this? Is anyone else beginning to suspect an alpaca uprising?

When it comes to embracing iconic haircuts, America would rather bask in the '90s glory of The Rachel rather than the '10s wonderment of The Bieber—well, at least at the box office. Everyone says Bieber is shitty, but today he is officially number two.

It began as a simple racial slur by a white frat boy at the University of Alabama. But over the past week, college-based racism in America has snowballed into a certifiable trend. Observe:

Some University of Michigan students turned their rendition of Kid Cudi's "Pursuit of Happiness" into the "Pursuit of Jappiness." Repping scooped out bagels with lox, straightened hair, and "Jappy swag," these guys are asking "what you know about Birthright?

When Marge makes her routine visit to the salon, she admits to finding a single gray hair. This prompts her stylist to give her the truth: that she's been "grayer than a Seattle Cinco de Mayo for years now."

These two guys are trying out some impressive moves on the horizontal bars. Their timing, not so impressive. Watch as the double fail of crotch-centric pain unfolds.

From Mario responding to a plumbing situation to Luigi delivering pizza and Dr. Mario playing doctor with Princess Peach this covers all the standard porn scenarios. But where were the Hammer Bros? They would have fit right in.

Kim Kardashian deploys a team of tailors to sew her butt into her dress. Eva Longoria's new boyfriend has an "Eva" tattoo. Charlie Sheen passes two drug tests. Prince Harry will be Prince William's best man. Monday gossip busts out.

Even during the worst days of the collapse of the housing bubble (Sundays through Saturdays), it was widely assumed that the real pain would be confined to Vegas, and Florida, and other places where people woke up and realized that they'd just paid $1.3 million for a particleboard McMansion in the middle of a desert and/ or swamp.

Aziz was lucky enough to ring in 2011 with Jay-Z, Beyoncé and other famous folk in Vegas. His luck changed when Jay-Z called him onto the stage at 4am in an inebriated state to tell a "New Year's joke."

Manhattanite Peter Helfer found his Audi covered in ice from a broken water main. His car was on newspaper covers, on morning news shows, and all over the internet. Here's how it happened, in his own words. [Jalopnik]

This sports star dates women publicly, but he's already given his heart to another man. This on-screen couple is being blackmailed with naked pictures by a prostitute, and this banker thinks he is more important than he really is. They're all just playing the game.