After hinting that he might on Twitter a few hours ago, we now have photo confirmation that miniature pop figurine Justin Bieber has done the unimaginable. The tiny wee creature has cut his famous hair. Gone is the shaggy sweep of tresses, replaced by a thickety bramble of mouse-brown locks. Will a nation weep? So far, his legions of Twitter fans seem to have rallied behind him in this confusing hour. A nation, no, a world, watches.

As a precursor to the inevitable shit-show that will be Jersey Shore in Italy, Ellen asked The Situation to read a few Italian sentences aloud. If this is any indication, it seems improbable that he'll be seducing any Italian natives.

Republicans and Democrats have been blocking each others' bills for so long that no one can remember how to pass one when everybody finally agrees. The Onion News Network reports on the crisis.

On Valentine's Day, surgeons at the University of California San Diego performed the most romantic procedure possible: They installed a second heart in 36-year-old Tyson Smith's chest, so he could have "two hearts beat as one."

Hey smokers: think you got it bad in America just because you can't get a job, due to smoking? Your ingratitude is just one of your many flaws. Here's a new reason to be happy you don't live in Honduras:

The brainiac renegade from Southern royalty is back in a big(ish) leading role. Also today: lots of TV pilot casting news, as it is the season for that, plus a rumor about the upcoming Superman movie that will have you banging a tin cup on the table in excitement.

Greg Kelly from Good Day New York, a self-professed president "buff," enlightens viewers on presidents who have called New York City home before being inaugurated. Meanwhile, Rosanna Scotto seems to prefer their next segment, baking sticky buns.

Libya's UN delegation has broken with dictator Muammar el-Qaddafi over his "crimes against humanity and crimes of war" and "genocide" against Libyan protesters, whom he has been carpet-bombing all day. Good call, Libya's UN delegation.

Every year the Economist Intelligence Unit looks at all the cities in the world and ranks their livability based on stability, health care, culture and environment, education, and infrastructure. Which city came out on top?

When Donald Rumsfeld released his memoir Known and Unknown, he made a big deal out of putting thousands of documents from his archives online in a sop to transparency and accuracy. But he didn't put them all online. And we've found some of the papers that Rumsfeld would have preferred to toss down the memory hole.

Today's Oprah Winfrey Show features Celine Dion (with her record-breaking 27th appearance on the program!). While giving a tour of her home—and showing off her new twin boys—Dion acted predictably eccentric and even barked like a dog.

Does anyone have a solution for America's "Arizona problem"? The once-peaceful cactus colony is now an embarrassment to a nation that has many, but nothing quite like this. It really should've been obvious for years: When you move billions of elderly white people to an area with a large minority population and then take away everyone's money and houses in an overnight market collapse, everyone gets all worked up, and they all have guns, and the legislature responds by crapping out strange, violent pieces of legislation that should only appeal to dogs but get a decent reception among delirious broke people, too. And then someone shoots a member of Congress, which may or may not have anything to do with anything.

How I Met Your Mother will drop a major hint about the wedding tonight, get ready for a Scrubs/Cougartown crossover, Fringe will travel back to the 1980s this week, and Kathy Griffin will play a Tea Party candidate on Glee.

(via The Daily What)

Kill Bill is Quentin Tarantino's tribute to some of his more favorite films, here is a tightly-edited piece on the movies that influenced the movie.

Today at Gawker.TV, Justin Timberlake outs a Cleveland Show regular, Fred Armisen and Joel McHale swap spit, a look at 36 seasons of SNL's Weekend Update, and The Simpsons parody Pixar and other famous Hollywood actors and animators.

Congratulations to jose.avellana for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

A reporter and a cameraperson from a California FOX affiliate were attacked and beaten when they tried to question a group of people who had gathered in a Sacramento IHOP parking lot to mourn the shooting death of a 27 year-old man in the same parking lot yesterday. The whole thing was caught on tape! Watching it is a good way to make yourself feel dirty without being able to quite put your finger on why. [Fox40]

Wasp wands! Greenhouse gases! Ecological disaster! Pill mills! HIV photography! Mind driving! Baby blaming! Bone marrow prices! And the lions of the sea, revealed! It's your Monday Science Watch, where we watch science—for the time being!

Last night the family decided to spice things up and put on a murder mystery dinner theater show at the diner. Things are less-than-stellar until the restaurant is actually robbed and all the patrons think it's part of the show.