How I Met Your Mother will drop a major hint about the wedding tonight, get ready for a Scrubs/Cougartown crossover, Fringe will travel back to the 1980s this week, and Kathy Griffin will play a Tea Party candidate on Glee.

ABOVE: Happy Presidents Day! Here are your favorite Saturday Night Live presidents in their Funny or Die reunion. Watch the video here.

What's New on TV Tonight

8 PM — 9 PM
 ABC: The Bachelor
CBS: How I Met Your Mother and Mad Love
ABC Family: Pretty Little Liars
PBS: Antiques Roadshow
NBC: Chuck
FOX: House
The CW: 90210

9 PM — 10 PM
 NBC: The Cape
FOX: The Chicago Code
The CW: Gossip Girl
ABC Family: Greek
CBS: Mike and Molly
USA: Monday Night RAW
TLC: Cake Boss
Oxygen: The Bad Girls Glub
Syfy: Being Human
BBC America: Top Gear
History Channel: It's Good To Be President
Lifetime: Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy

10 PM — 11 PM
 ABC: Castle
MTV: Skins
CBS: Hawaii Five-0
NBC: Harry's Law
A&E: Heavy
TLC: 19 Kids & Counting
BIO: Shatner's Raw Nerve
BRAVO: Tabatha's Salon Takeover

Tonight's Late Night Guests

The Daily Show: Lisa Ling (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Lisa Ling (Comedy Central)
Conan: Ed Helms, Carmelo Anthony, Chromeo (TBS)
Lopez Tonight: Amar'e Stoudemire, Kate Gosselin, Sebastian Maniscaclo (TBS)
Chelsea Lately: Emmy Rossum (E!)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Matthew Perry, Morena Baccarin, Pitbull — repeat (ABC)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Kathie Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb, Armie Hammer, Hayes Carll — repeat (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Samuel L. Jackson, Larry the Cable Guy, Phantogram — repeat (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Donald Rumsfeld, Cobie Smulders, Adele (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Sara Rue, Wolf Blitzer (CBS)

In TV News...

  • Denise Richards wants in on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. In response to being asked it she'd consider it, she replied "Heck, yeah, I would! It's one of my favorite shows!" [TV Squad]
  • Tim Allen is returning to ABC for a new comedy pilot called The Last Day of Man. [TVLine]
  • How I Met Your Mother will drop another "wedding clue" will be dropped in tonight's episode. Please don't tell me that Barney's going to marry this new British chick! [TVLine]
  • Great news about Friday's episode of Fringe: it'll be another flashback episode that takes place in the 80s and will pick up where the last flashback episode left off. [TVLine]
  • More good news for Fringe and Supernatural: both show's ratings were up on Friday night. [TV Squad]
  • Cougar Town will have yet another Scrubs crossover when Sam Lloyd (aka Ted) appears on the show as Sacred Heart's dim-witted lawyer. [TVLine]
  • Poor little David Archuleta! The poor little American Idol star is about to lose his record deal. [TV Squad]
  • For the third year in a row, Jack Black will host Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards. [Nick.com]
  • Orlando Jones—yeah, the 7up guy—has been tapped to work on ABC's pilot Identity. [THR]
  • Kathy Griffin will play an ultra-conservative Tea Party candidate named Tammy Jean on Glee. Also appearing in an upcoming episode of the show is Loretta Devine, who'll play a nun. [TV Squad]

Around the Web...

  • Hear Adelle's live cover of "Natural Woman" from her upcoming Vh1 Unplugged special. [Vh1]
  • Vulture breaks down the saga of LCD Soundsystem versus Ticketmaster. Don't forget that the Terminal 5 shows go on sale tomorrow at 9am! [Vulture]
  • Demetri Martin ponders "Who Am I?" in a piece for the New Yorker. [The New Yorker]
  • Thinking about moving to New York City? Here's a primer on how to do it right. [Bowery Boogie]
  • Jesse James is writing a book—which will presumably be filled with tales of cheating, tattoos, debauchery, and loving Nazi's. Ugh. [Vulture]
  • Here's the article about The Lonely Island from Sunday's New York Times. [NYT]
  • A mini-Sandlot reunion between "Yeah Yeah" and the redhead whose name is Goldberg in The Mighty Ducks but I can't think of now. [Buzzfeed]
  • Jon Gosselin finally got a job! [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Ten foods that can effect you like a drug. [io9]
  • Does this bank robber look like Tracy Morgan? [Buzzfeed]