On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a break from satirizing the day-to-day coverage on Fox News in order to take on another, unexpected target: CNN. Specifically, Stewart lambasted the network's increasingly random, trivial take on the day's news. [Gawker.TV]

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a break from satirizing the day-to-day coverage on Fox News in order to take on another, unexpected target: CNN. Specifically, Stewart lambasted the network's increasingly random, trivial take on the day's news.

Tonight, Charlie Sheen visited Piers Morgan Tonight for a surprise—live!—interview. And while the entire thing was not to be missed, certain quotes of Sheen's stood out more than the others—here's a compilation of the best ones. [Gawker.TV]

Tonight, Charlie Sheen stopped by Piers Morgan Tonight for a surprise—live!—interview. And while the entire thing was not to be missed, certain quotes of Sheen's stood out more than the others—here's a compilation of the best ones.

A hungry, hungry hippo chows down on a watermelon.

In the four years since its unveiling, the graffiti-inspired logo for the 2012 London Olympics has been accused of looking like many thing: The Waffen SS insignia, for instance, or Lisa Simpson giving head. And now, because why not, the Iranian Olympic committee has gotten into the game and accused the logo of spelling out "Zion." The organizers must be huge Bob Marley fans! Or, if you listen to the Iranians, it's a secret pro-Israel message. How surprising, that the Iranian government is making noise about something bizarre and tenuously related to Jews! We still think it looks more like the Lisa Simpson blowjob thing. [NYDN]

DJ Steve Porter and DJ Eli WIlkie are known for remixing everything from TV shows and commercials to interviews. Here they put their spin on George Carlin's 'Modern Man' routine.

Actress Jane Russell, who starred in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (and whose breasts, and their alleged "specially engineered bra," almost prevented the western The Outlaw from ever being released) died on Monday. Russell, a self-proclaimed "narrow-minded, conservative Christian," was 89.

Did you know a crocodile's jaw has a biting pressure of more than 5,000 pounds per square inch? Because this guy does. Watch the dangerous stunt unfold inside.

This parody from CollegeHumor stars Tony Hale as a terribly oblivious guy to everything around him. An immature, oblivious man-child? Let's just call him Buster Bluth 2.0.

Today, Oprah's crew has taken over the entire theater where the Oscars were held just last night for some interviews with important people from the evening. Anne Hathaway spoke at length about her dresses—chosen by Rachel Zoe's team.

OMG! OMG, you guys! Watch Annette's blond locks catch flames on her special day.

Today we pondered the meaning of pop sensationalist Lady Gaga's new video. What does it all mean? Nothing? Is it nothing? Maybe not, says one commenter.

On today's Oprah, Winfrey promptly informed Melissa Leo that the Academy claims she's the first person ever to use the f-word in the history of the Oscars. Leo says she "grew up with it as a part of her vernacular."

Watson, the IBM supercomputer know-it-all asshole that crushed its meager human competition a few weeks ago on Jeopardy!, has some new flesh-and-blood to feast on tonight: Four members of Congress. Unfortunately, the carnage won't be televised. Humans still have a tenuous control over the airwaves, which Watson's cold, dangerously self-aware claws have yet to conquer. And these humans don't want their humiliation broadcast across the country. C'mon, you four! We'd understand.

Senator Orrin Hatch is a mild-mannered elderly Mormon who's spent his career voting for liberal judges and working on legislation with liberal Democrats, for whom he writes beautiful songs when they die. But now he has to win a Republican primary in Utah by securing support from the Tea Party folks, who all hate him. What's his plan? Developing a potty mouth, just like the Common Man.

Supernanny couldn't figure out why the patriarch of the Demott family had such a glaze over his eye when dealing with his kids. After smelling alcohol on him, she schools him and even threatens to leave.

While taping a segment on the Seattle waterfront, news reporter Shomari Stone witnessed a fight break behind his cameraman and bravely jumped in to help stop the vicious attack.

Chet Haze, the hottest Northwestern University-based up-and-coming rapper who was fathered by the narrator of The Polar Express, is finally speaking out on his creative process:

Let's see just how many of you have reached the "James Franco Saturation Quota." He popped up on General Hospital today once again to make yet another sinister phone call from his room of one-armed self-portraits.