At one point, Josh Radnor held the record for "Fastest Beer Chug While Juggling." Obviously, this led to Jimmy passing him random objects from his desk for Josh to juggle. Despite being "irregular," he did a pretty good job!

As the huge (largest-ever in Brooklyn) and controversial Atlantic Yards development project, adjacent to some of Brooklyn's most bobo-filled enclaves, makes further progress, the level of hysteria rises and rises. The latest story has a group of Park Slope residents freaking out about a new bar opening in their neighborhood (in anticipation of arena crowds supposedly) that they fear will dare to play hip-hop music.

Justin Bieber turned 17 last night, and celebrated by flipping off the paparazzi. [Image via Pacific Coast News]

Batman's new sidekick - Nightrunner - happens to be a Muslim, and some folks are unhappy. What if he becomes a jihadist? But, Daily Show correspondant Aasif Mandvi has more of a problem with Nightrunner's lame powers...specifically parkour.

Fox News reporter Mike Tobin went on Bill O'Reilly's program Monday night to talk about the evil, violent union thugs who beat everyone up all the time. This is the same Mike Tobin who claims he was "hit" by protesters inside the Wisconsin Capitol a few days ago, which the magic of the Internet has since shown to be a questionable assertion. Still, Tobin sticks to his argument: Unions = Endless violence, everywhere. Bill O'Reilly, for his part, wonders "who's behind the chanting." Perhaps the Muslims? That's our guess.

On his new show Mr. Sunshine, that is! On The View, Perry discussed his new show, defined "friends with benefits" for Barbara, and revealed how confusing and awesome it is that he gets to kiss Matt LeBlanc's girlfriend on set.

We finally made it! Last night was the first night of true American Idol singing competition, with the contestants finally turned toward us, the voting public, made to sing for our cruel amusement. It was the semifinals boys' night last night, a ragtag bunch of fellows who had a big task set out before them. So how they'd do? Eh.

Kim Kardashian debuted her first foray into music—a feat of autotuning called "Jam"—on Ryan Seacrest's radio show today. "Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me, Turn me up," she bleats thinly. Kim is either trapped at a club with very quiet DJ (The same club where Ke$ha and J.Lo are always begging, "Turn it up." Maybe the deejays are quiet because they only have access to shitty songs?) or she is asking us to turn up the faucet from which all things Kim Kardashian pour, because this song is a celebration of the art of earning your keep with half-hearted product endorsements and paid appearances:

On Regis and Kelly this morning, The Donald discussed the serious possibility of running for President in order to "fix this great country" of ours. And what better way to garner votes than by using scare tactics?

The man who plays The Office's Ryan showed up on the Late Show last night and regaled us with stories about his start as a stand-up comic, his father's ghostwriting career, and ...a dinner with Michael Jackson?

Yesterday, a tipster sent us this photo that a friend had taken at a Manhattan Baby Gap store near Union Square. If we didn't know better, we'd say that Baby Gap is now in the lynching business.

A bus carrying U.S. soldiers was attacked by a gunman this morning outside the Frankfurt airport. Two people are dead. The Guardian, citing German news reports, says that the bus driver and one soldier are the victims. German reports also say that "police arrested a 21-year-old male suspect from Kosovo following the attack." There's no official word yet on motives or anything else.

Check out this video Slate put together of what a therapy session between Charlie Sheen and Jane Lynch would be like by dubbing some of Charlie's recent interviews over footage from Two and a Half Men.

In a live interview with Today, Charlie Sheen reacted to his ex-wife having police remove their two sons from his home.

Christina Aguilera's mugshot wasn't supposed to be released, but here it is, anyway. Scarlett Johansson gives Sean Penn a lap dance with her foot. Montana Fishburne narrowly avoids jailtime. Wednesday gossip sneaks forbidden peeks.

It was bound to happen, years in the making Charlie Sheen gets the mashup treatment set to Carlos Santana's I'm Winning.

Suddenly, Isla Fisher's marriage to Sascha Baron Cohen makes so much sense. In her Late Night interview, she talked about what her husband tells her about his workday—and when a spider lived in her hair for a week.

This actress made everyone think she gave the entire crew Christmas gifts when it was really a more generous co-star. This drug-addled couple are fighting over their kids, and this celeb needs rehab for more than just booze. Everything these days is a relapse.

What would Martin Sheen - as The West Wing's morally upstanding President Josiah Bartlett - have to say to his errant real-life son? Let's just say that he loves Charlie...but he's very disappointed.

While these promos are admittedly bad (Kenan really steals the show) we at least get to see Miley Cyrus say "pretty cool." But wait, what do we have to look forward to on Saturday, then?