The Egyptian Army accepted the resignation of recently appointed PM Ahmed Shafiq today, and floated the news to the public on its Facebook page. The ouster of Shafiq was a key demand of protesters.

Is there any better kind of government file than a government UFO file? (No, there is not.) The U.K. just dumped its largest-ever cache of UFO files, and there is some pretty great stuff in there. Such as these letters, wherein a former Ministry of Defense employee writes from Sri Lanka of a "partial aura" and "a ring like a doughnut," providing along with his or her letter two pictures of this unidentified object. And yet, his case handler is less than moved: "Defence of Sri Lankan airspace is clearly a matter for the Sri Lankan Government and you may wish to pursue your enquiries with them." The MoD can be so bitchy!

Jews, who have not had a great week, will be heartened to learn that at least someone thinks they're okay: The Pope! Yes, Benedict has let Jews off the hook for the whole "Jesus' death" thing (you know, the thing where for centuries the Catholic church held Jews collectively responsible for the death of Christ, inspiring countless acts of violence, bigotry and discrimination?) in his new book:

Is Louisiana Governor/exorcist Bobby Jindal corrupt? Obviously not, no—who ever heard of a corrupt Louisiana politician?—and yet The New York Times seems to be strongly implying that he is:

Believe it or not, tonight marks the second anniversary of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! To celebrate, Fallon invited Nightly News anchor—and all-time Gawker.TV favorite—Brian Williams out to slow-jam the news with him. It was predictably awesome. [Gawker.TV]

Believe it or not, tonight marks the second anniversary of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! To celebrate, Fallon invited Nightly News anchor—and all-time Gawker.TV favorite—Brian Williams out to slow-jam the news with him. It was predictably awesome.

On tonight's Late Night—the show's second anniversary—Jimmy Fallon was busy! Not only did Fallon slow-jam the news with Brian Williams, but he also impersonated Charlie Sheen—brilliantly, to boot—in this ad for Sheen's new fragrance, "Winning." Tiger blood!

There are so many reasons to have security cameras in liquor stores—for security, obviously, but, maybe more importantly, to capture those life-affirming moments when dozens of bottles fall to the floor and shatter in an indescribably satisfying way.

On tonight's installment of Top Chef All Stars, the cheftestant's family members were brought on for a very emotional challenge - to craft a dish that referenced each chef's heritage.

Oh Banksy, that elusive sprite. The British street artist may have graduated to being nominated for Oscars and scribbling stuff in Simpsons episodes but all anyone really cares about is who he is. (Even though, we know in our hearts that he's probably some average-looking white guy—i.e. BORING.)

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a few minutes to update us on the latest Libya-related developments. Namely, Stewart focused on delusional Libyan dictator Muammar el-Qaddafi and his increasingly insane, completely nonsensical defenses for keeping himself in power. [Gawker.TV]

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a few minutes to update us on the latest Libya-related developments. Namely, Stewart focused on delusional Libyan dictator Muammar el-Qaddafi and his increasingly insane, completely nonsensical defenses for keeping himself in power.

Ken "Accountant to the Stars" Starr has been sentenced to 7 1/2 years in prison for his $30 million Ponzi scheme, through which he bilked the likes of Uma Thurman and Martin Scorcese. Of course his ex-stripper wife will wait patiently for Starr, even though he will no longer be there to buy her $70,000 bracelets with stolen money.

Justin Bieber celebrated his 17th birthday with presumed girlfriend Selena Gomez last night at Maggiano's Restaurant in LA. In some of the paparazzi pictures that resulted, a red bump is visible on Gomez's lip. While we assumed it was just a late-winter cold sore, many Justin Bieber fans grabbed onto a darker explanation: Selena had been punched in the face by a jealous Bieber fan.

At the end of tonight's live 90-minute American Idol episode—during which our Top 12 girls performed—host Ryan Seacrest said, "How do you pick your favorite, right?" with what appeared to be a weirdly random Asian accent. Buh? [Gawker.TV]

On tonight's Modern Family, Phil learns a thing or two about how not be a dumbass from a few of girlfriends at the day spa. Face mask and cringe-worthy Phil confusion included.

Christopher Michael Carroll sped 35 miles down a northern California highway, reaching 100mph—all with his wife clinging to the hood. From the AP:

"Chef law" dictates that anyone who sees this post before tonight's Top Chef episode begins must join our commenter live blog—or else you'll be sentenced to seeing Dale cry in your dreams forever! Got that? Then what's stopping you?

Donald Gloves knows there's only one way you can fight back at a rude little person without seeming like a jerk. They've got to call you something even worse first!

National Geographic's Ultimate Factories travels to Lynchburg, Tennessee to visit the distillery that produces 150 million bottles of Jack Daniel's Old No. 7 each year and holds enough whiskey to fill 3 million bottles at any given time.