Here are some helpful tips from Chris Rock on how not to get your ass kicked by the police.

Maryland's legislature is so very, very close to legalizing same-sex marriage. How close? Well, the debate is already at that last-minute choke point where a handful of annoying Democrats nearly screw it up for no real reason!

Regular haircuts not good enough for your toddler? Does your unemployed, penniless, pooping child refuse to enter any salon that does not feature "trendy designer haircuts, hair styling (think spray-on hair color and hair tinsel) and kiddo-friendly beauty services, including funky nail design and glitter tattoos"?

"I am like a praying mantis," says Jersey Shore's über-curvy Jenni J-Woww. "After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off."

Robin Williams came out of the wild and appeared on the Late Show last night. When asked about Charlie Sheen, he said "As an alcoholic, me giving advice to Charlie Sheen—it's like a leper giving a facial."

With many policemen busy trying to topple Gadaffi, this young boy steps up to direct the traffic at a busy intersection in rebel-controlled Benghazi. He says it's his way of contributing to the revolution.

At last? Though the semifinals just began this week, here we are already at the finals. Instead of doing two weeks of semifinal competition, the show decided to do it all in one fell swoop, eliminating a record-setting eleven people in one episode, leaving the stage of the Idol Thunderdome soaked with blood and tears. But mostly blood.

Maybe they're tired, maybe they're apathetic, and maybe they're still just "too cool for school." Or, maybe The Strokes are less-than-thrilled to be a part of a stupid promo that's all about Miley Cyrus. You be the judge!

From Mad Men to guerilla and social marketing, here is an animated short by the marketing firm Cake Group that will bring you up to speed on the history of marketing.

On this past Wednesday evening, the world witnessed something that it never had before: a live performance of the original hip hop music of CHET HAZE, Northwestern University's foremost MC whose father is one of the voices of a leading character in the beloved Toy Story franchise.

Office pranks have reached a new painful level. Watch this guy plunge a staple into his co-worker's head, workers comp lawsuits be damned.

Penelope Cruz is perhaps not a fan of her brother's new girlfriend. Charlie Sheen may be in contempt of court. Zac Efron might have caressed a gentleman caller's hand. Friday gossip lacks certainty, but makes up for it with dirt.

This group of gay Hollywood power players have all dated famous actresses, this celebrity couple is a fake, this inexperienced Oscar-nominee is now sleeping with all the ladies, and two items about athletes dating actresses. Maybe the actress-dating ballers have a club of their own.

Aw, this cute little dog thinks he's human!

After reaching over 5 million views on YouTube, the adorable baby who laughed over ripped paper made an appearance with Matt and Meredith on this morning's Today Show.

New York Times editor Bill Keller spoke in front of the New York Press Club last night in Manhattan. In addition to all of the talk about journalism and the future of the paper and various and sundry dry matters like that (including an unsatisfactory rehashing of the Raymond Davis debacle that gave no indication that Keller had any second thoughts about the way he handled the story), did he get a chance to send a zinger towards Rupert Murdoch and Fox News?

What's more fun than teaching little kids about kick ass music? Having them perform that music for charity. Just wait for the air guitar solos.

Jeffrey Locker (pictured) was a motivational speaker. He was good enough to motivate a random guy that he met on the street, Kenneth Minor, to take his ATM card in exchange for holding a knife as Locker repeatedly impaled himself on it, and died.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

NASA's hot new Glory satellite was supposed to reach orbit today, where it would begin a three-year mission to study airborne particles and their effect on the Earth's climate. Oh, but the Glory's ride into space inside a Taurus XL rocket failed about 15 minutes after launch. So much for that half-billion dollars!